text/video; un: hinatahajime

[hopefragment]

hey, did that pet directory ever get made? there are at least four hamsters running around the observation deck. so far they're staying kind of close to me, but if they're yours, please come get them.

[Briefly, a video feed turns on. There sure are three hamsters sitting in front of Hajime, almost posing for the camera. The camera pans to show Hajime's incredulous, perpetually tired face, showing one hamster asleep on his shoulder.]

Whoa-! Wait, wait!!

[The camera pans back quickly to the three hamsters, except now they're all running for him. He lets out a yelp and the video feed turns off.]

Comments

[gundamned]

Hm... such as the orange melon bearing the face of the devil?

[Honestly though every girl that talks to Hajime is Hajime's kind of girl.

Every boy too.]

I am a tamer of evil!

[hopefragment]

Uh... maybe.

[Is this a riddle? He doesn't mean a pumpkin, right?]

...No, I mean... what are you? You have a Super High School Level title, don't you?

[He doesn't mean to sound annoyed, it's just-- this is the one thing he wishes he could have, more than anything, and this guy is being obtuse.]

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[gundamned]

[Gundam frowns at the prospect of having to barter with this 'Haru' -- bearer of edible produce. However, the Devas are more than worth the inconvenience.]

As I have already explained I am the great and powerful Gundam Tanaka, Supreme Overlord of Ice!

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[gundamned]

...although lesser beings with no understanding nor appreciation of magical essence refer to me as the "Super High School Level Breeder."

[A less than creative sounding title for a being such as himself in his opinion. Where is the gravitas? Or mention of his mutually impressive command of the supernatural? ...tch.]

[hopefragment]

...So like, an animal breeder?

[He's guessing, based off the hamsters. And oh god, please, please don't breed any more animals on this station, they have Plenty already.]

I see.

[He pushes the door open to the mess hall and just kind of... gestures.] Uh, this is it. The machines can try to make just about anything, they're just... not great at it.