[He's accepted that he's going to be in protag hell for years to come. Once you've accepted it, you can move on from it and just realize it's better this way. He'll sidekick the hell out of each of them splendidly and hope that they don't fight over him.]

Well... if we have Simba already, I guess we should stick with the Disney theme. Not that you'd really know, right? Most of that shit came out after your time.

[He looks like he's having fun in there. Ryuji stands up, figuring... what's a few more hours of waiting for his undies to dry off, and lifts himself downward into the pool.

Buddy system's in effect, so no need to worry.]

Man... this feels great!