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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [community profile] reverienet 2018-06-15 12:53 am (UTC)

True story, there's this cheese shop not that far from Yoyogi Park back home. It has this giant cow statue in front of it, right? Uh... this is kinda hard to explain since we're communicating in some sorta shared language, but I'm assumin' you don't know Japanese.

Anyway, the word for "cow" and "delicious" kinda sound the same? And that shop's been there for pretty much since the beginning of time. So when I used to pass by it as a kid I'd freak the hell out and call the cow "delicious." Like, super embarrassingly. Top of my lungs. And mom would be like... RYUJI-KUN NO.

Man, I loved that cow.

That story had no damn point btw, but I think you oughta know just how cheesy I can actually be


[One day he'll stop saying literally whatever's on his mind. He wasn't stalling for time or pushing what Dave said aside, just that it was a seriously compelling urge to be embarrassing on multiple levels.]

Anyway, what's the craziest thing that happened? Like, if you could pinpoint one giant "screw this shit" moment.

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