oculusriffs: catrente @ tumblr (sounds like kind of a bummer)
dave strider ([personal profile] oculusriffs) wrote in [community profile] reverienet 2018-06-15 02:29 am (UTC)

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welp
you basically just went and outcheesed a literal cheese shop
thats a kind of talent i cant exactly argue with or deny
so congratulations


[there's a pause, though, as he thinks of how to answer that question. really, there's so many possibilities, so many things that were so completely idiotic that he had no other possible reaction but the most Dave Strider vine in existence.]

would the entire game itself count as an answer
but i dunno
powers had a way of manifesting themselves in really fucking dumb ways thanks to the games mechanics
because of a rooftop mishap i broke pretty much every single sword i came across
snapped some real legendary pieces of shit in half with the friendliest of shoves
rose also put me to sleep by lobbing a ball of yarn at my head
which she naturally used at the most inconvenient moments possible
i had to do a lot of really dumb stuff to maintain my time loops too
like go back and give my past self a thumbs up so that id go along with a plan thatd lead me to needing to give myself a thumbs up in the first place
keeping track of absurd tiny details like that is at least one reason why i quit time traveling

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