[That's it. That's the straw that breaks the camel's back.]
HOW DID YOU NOT THINK TO BRING A TOWEL IF YOU'RE GOIN' INTO A POOL.
[Neither did he though, and yes, he realizes that is completely hypocritical on his behalf, but then again, he didn't dive into the thing naked as the day the good lord Yaldabaoth decreed him to be so.]
Uh, er. Sorry, man.
[He picks the back of his undies down. Wedgies got him crazy like whoa.]
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HOW DID YOU NOT THINK TO BRING A TOWEL IF YOU'RE GOIN' INTO A POOL.
[Neither did he though, and yes, he realizes that is completely hypocritical on his behalf, but then again, he didn't dive into the thing naked as the day the good lord Yaldabaoth decreed him to be so.]
Uh, er. Sorry, man.
[He picks the back of his undies down. Wedgies got him crazy like whoa.]
Can... I have that towel when you're done?