Can you really mess up mine, though? It already looks kinda like a mistake anyway.

[Just to prove he's right, he holds out a chunk of his own hair and clips down into it, pulling out a few pieces of strands. For the most part, it still looks like bedhead express in here, and he places the remnants in the garbage.

Point proven, he looks at Hajime, and then points to the toilet.]

Alright. You command, I'll cut. But you gotta be sitting or else there ain't no way in hell I'm gonna be able to see your head right.

[And if he does mess it up, having Hajime live in the family room wouldn't be the worst thing that could possibly happen. Just saying.]