un: midnighter2 | text.

[thingpuncher]

hey

raise ur hand if youve been abducted by aliens before

cool

now lower it if youve escaped

now use ur hands to tell me how

and for those of you not flapping ur hands around: dont let this shit get to you. its 101 bullshit. theyre probably studying longerm effects of isolation or systematic community building on a nonorganic environment or whatever bullshit the mad scientist of the week cooked up. social experimentation. the fucking showtunes are making it pretty obvious.

i mean has anybody been experimented on yet?

physically. i mean physically. blondie is probably torture but not what im talking about

ps: who the fuck took my name. do i got fans here? if yes: youre fucked up. i should not have fans. look at bludhaven if u need somebody to feel warm and fuzzy about

Comments

un: tokumei

[neuralnet]

All our names were taken. We've had to get... creative.

[ Which is why Haruto's username is the word "anonymous" in Japanese. ]

[thingpuncher]

[Sadly, Japanese isn't one of the languages Midnighter knows. Give him time, though.]

really? usernames first? nothing about the alien abduction thing?

but yeah thats weird i guess. its probably meant to be spooky and shit. you know. ooo maybe we were already here

[neuralnet]

This is my first possibly-alien abduction. I don't have any experience to go off of, there.

At least you're finally using your own name instead of Apollo's.

[ Though, he should treat carefully. When he had spoken to Midnighter before, he had actually been anonymous. ]

un: unrecovered

[notyourrookie]

Generally the aliens where I'm from don't take prisoners.

[thingpuncher]

well lucky you
or unlucky
depending on how you feel about cher

[notyourrookie]

What is 'cher'?

And I'll take being not dead as a good thing. Torture is survivable.

un: connor

[rk800connor]

Abduction for experimentation is a sound theory, but it raises questions. Who? Why? How? The people who have arrived here seem to have very little in common, including the places we're from.

[thingpuncher]

probably for maximum data on a wide variety of subjects
somebody should probably do a survey
figure out everybodys age and height and gender and species and all that crap
somebody who aint me
that shit isnt my specialty

[rk800connor]

An anonymous survey shouldn't be too difficult to create, though it seems that people are fairly suspicious and may be unwilling to provide personal information.

If you believe this is an experiment, what is your take on the recordings of what appears to be the former crew?

un: fairchild | text

[creatio]

so far there have been zero ( 0 ) tentacles. the films have lied.

which is good bc i didn't want to be probed anyway.

[thingpuncher]

just be patient. the tentacles will get here eventually

fun fact: not nearly as probing goes on in spaceships as youd think. more vivisection. fun fun

[creatio]

huh.

well, there's something i can cross off my bucket list.

( 100% needs to find a weapon, stat. )

so are you from space? or used to people from space?

un: burton; text

[tumang]

wait so you're apollo's husband?

[ /priorities. ]

[thingpuncher]

fuck no

[tumang]

but you're midnighter

un: botanist

[contorta]

you think aliens did this?

[thingpuncher]

could be
could just be asshole humans
too early to rule anything out
if i were to make a guess though the current round of fun suggests someone very familiar with human culture and the human psyche
sorry to get ur hopes up

[contorta]

My hopes weren't up.
Has this sort of thing happened to you a lot?

un:castiglione

[oorah]

not abducted but they did level new york where i'm from

did you choose that username to match apollo? [ bc if so that's ADORABLE and he ships it even more now ]

[thingpuncher]

what
where the fuck was the boy in blue
is bludhaven ok

do you always ask strangers about their personal lives

[oorah]

who captain america? he's here actually so we're all fucked.

strangers? midnighter it's frank [ THE MOST OFFENDED u COULD FORGET UR BRO ]

un:millerlite

[pampa]

There were wires in people's skin the first week. So I hear, I hadn't shown up yet. A girl went blind. Weird shit keeps showing up. I don't know seems like a classic mad scientist scenario if you ask me, too.

[ which no one... wait no you actually did ask for once. oh well a stopped clock is right twice a day. ]

[thingpuncher]

nice thing about mad scientists
they die pretty good

[Not that he'd know but hey he's pictured it vividly several times soooo...]

un: pierre

[mirrortide]

what is with people and thinking aliens are gonna abduct them news flash we dont care about you that much

[thingpuncher]

i fucking wish
between the fucking daemonites and gls doing overtime i would LOVE it if aliens werent constantly fucking with us or sending their refugees
but hey whatever species ur from thanks for not visiting