audio; un: alucard | locked from minato, open to everyone else

[reposing]

I find myself in need of some services.

I am in need of several people to help achieve a personal project of mine. I've recently become acquainted with some of the works in the library that is new to me, but perhaps old to you. The Much Ado About Nothing play from William Shakespeare.

I need fairly convincing actors, and those with an artistic touch to set a stage.

I am open to discussion. I would like to do this fairly soon, perhaps in a week.

Comments

[reposing]

I wouldn't consider it reckless. An interesting perspective to have.

But enjoy the event, if you wish so much.

[gundamned]

Hm.

Yes... I can hear it. This uninhibited desperation with in you to have these ancient texts recited...

This dark act befits an overlord.

Perhaps since you so direly demand it so, I shall offer you my aid.

[reposing]

I...

[what is with this guy]

And what manner of aid do you offer?

video; 1/2

[gundamned]

[Gundam's video feed turns on to reveal a dark room in which nothing is visible. Which begs the question why he felt the need to turn on the video anyways-- but.

An unknown, deep voice begins to orate from within the darkness.]

Kekekeke... so! You have the fortitude to ask such a question.

All shall be revealed.

BEHOLD!

2/2

[gundamned]

[A desk lamp is flicked on--!!








...revealing four hamsters?]

THE FOUR DARK DEVAS OF DESTRUCTION!

You may cast them in any role you wish.

Let us raise the curtain on this most impressive spectacle!

FUAHAHAH HAHAHA!

[reposing]

[On one hand, Minato would find the hamsters to be very cute. On the other...]

Hamsters aren't terribly romantic, are they.

[gundamned]

[These hamsters got Gundam five whole hope shards with the future Dark Queen-- you hold your tongue!]

Is this not the play where one "exits stage left pursued by a bear?"

[reposing]

No. It is not.

[gundamned]

Then this play can only be improved upon with their presence!

[reposing]

Describe in what ways.

[gundamned]

I could sooner be able to describe the ways they did not improve this work!

[None. None ways.

Look at those adorable faces Alucard. That charisma. That raw uninhibited dark power resting deep with in each of them.

Who would ever dare to reject their kindness!]

[reposing]

[Alucard stares for a long, hard moment, debating to himself. Ideally, he'd be taking a more professional approach, to completely sweep Minato off his feet.

That would be impossible, though. This entire affair is already flawed. And, if nothing else, it is indeed a comedy.]

Very well. Come by tomorrow, I believe I can find suitable roles for them.

[gundamned]

So it is said... so it shall be!

Kekeke...

[Then just as mysteriously as the desk light was flipped on to illuminate the four hamsters--]

FUAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA!

[--It flips off, cutting the feed as well.]