audio; un: alucard | locked from minato, open to everyone else

[reposing]

I find myself in need of some services.

I am in need of several people to help achieve a personal project of mine. I've recently become acquainted with some of the works in the library that is new to me, but perhaps old to you. The Much Ado About Nothing play from William Shakespeare.

I need fairly convincing actors, and those with an artistic touch to set a stage.

I am open to discussion. I would like to do this fairly soon, perhaps in a week.

Comments

[reposing]

No. It is not.

[gundamned]

Then this play can only be improved upon with their presence!

[reposing]

Describe in what ways.

[gundamned]

I could sooner be able to describe the ways they did not improve this work!

[None. None ways.

Look at those adorable faces Alucard. That charisma. That raw uninhibited dark power resting deep with in each of them.

Who would ever dare to reject their kindness!]

[reposing]

[Alucard stares for a long, hard moment, debating to himself. Ideally, he'd be taking a more professional approach, to completely sweep Minato off his feet.

That would be impossible, though. This entire affair is already flawed. And, if nothing else, it is indeed a comedy.]

Very well. Come by tomorrow, I believe I can find suitable roles for them.

[gundamned]

So it is said... so it shall be!

Kekeke...

[Then just as mysteriously as the desk light was flipped on to illuminate the four hamsters--]

FUAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HA!

[--It flips off, cutting the feed as well.]