Haha, no way! It sucks. It sucks so bad? Like, there is literally no reason to drink it other than getting drunk. But that part's kind of fun.

[ venus there are people who would enjoy whiskey aged for god knows how many years on this station ]

-oh! Oh, right. I guess I don't really know much about what vampires- or dhampirs, I'm guessing it's kind of the same thing? What dhampirs do for fun. [ wait. wait. ] Wait, alcohol goes into blood, right? Would it work if you, uh- you know, with a drunk person?