Sounds like an adventure. [If... questionably fun. A beat, and his voice lifts, amused.] And a really sweet jetpack.
[Where he's from, people use ships.]
<Welcome to Domesticon warranty and recycling center #127: keeping your Domesticon products efficient, so you don't have to be.>
[It's the same vocal shift as in the initial message: the same voice, in a bright robotic monotone. With all the inappropriate cheer of canned customer service.]
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[Where he's from, people use ships.]
<Welcome to Domesticon warranty and recycling center #127: keeping your Domesticon products efficient, so you don't have to be.>
[It's the same vocal shift as in the initial message: the same voice, in a bright robotic monotone. With all the inappropriate cheer of canned customer service.]
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