un: thephantomthief ;; text ;; 002 <- "notice"

[wingstosee]

[ at approximately 1930 hours, on the ic equivalent of may 21, a message is broadcast to the network. it reads as follows: ]

To the people of Reverie Terminal:

This station has been corrupted. The souls of its inhabitants are lost, taken in by tyranny and complacency. And I have not turned a blind eye.

In three days time, at precisely 2100 hours, my greatest heist will begin. By the end of the night, the alcohol you hold so dear will be gone.

This is your only warning. Repent if you wish to be saved.


[ ooc: venus is a giant overdramatic idiot and, thanks to akechi teaching her about phantom thieves, as decided that this is the best way to announce her idea for a drinking party!! no actual heist is going to happen when the time comes, and after a few minutes of no response venus is going to just suggest anyone who wants to grab a drink. (get it. because they're making the liquor disappear. she's so clever we're all very proud of her)

no replies will be sent out to this post. notifs are disabled for me, so feel free to threadjack! log will be going up when written! ]

Comments

text; un: pierre

[mirrortide]

wait whats a soul

also i dont hold alcohol dear at all so do whatever you want

text; un: LCerberus

[1019]

Repent for what

Text; un: nanatsuya

[counterfeitheart]

All the orgies, I bet.

No, no. It's the jumpsuits. Definitely the jumpsuits.

[volumes]

Over my dead body!!

@skull

[ryuji]

wtf

username: hinatahajime

[hopefragment]

great. i'm sure this won't set off a riot or anything

@noir

[mapsio]

A bold statement!

un: palpatine

[merging]

Greatest implies you've had other heists. On or off station? Also, how do we get in on this not like the repenting part but the stealing part

[counterfeitheart]

Joke's on you, that booze never belonged to me so you aren't stealing it from me

Text; UN: GFID-13576

[chozobloodrites]

[She knows exactly who the fuck sent this. But maybe being reasonable will help.]

We need the supplies for injuries.

un: thief

[mitsubishis]

lmfao

text; un: joker

[intrusivethot]

[ ... ]

There's a point where calling your shot becomes counterproductive.

@CROW

[uragiru]

Fear not, citizens!
I, Goro Akechi, the Genius Detective Prince, will catch this villain!
No wicked evil-doer such as this Phantom Thief shall prevail on my faithful watch!

un: @joker, private

[intrusivethot]

[ ignore that we are ignoring each other for one sec here as Ren reaches across the network to metaphorically grab you by the collar ]

What are you doing/what did you do?

private

[uragiru]

Haven't I already told you that privacy is no guarantee on this network?

But that aside:
I merely explained phantom thieves as a popular literary trope to someone, and they got attached to the concept.

[intrusivethot]

[ Look just bc you let your satanic friend backdoor you doesn't mean Ren wants it too k. ]

noted

Okay. Just needed to make sure.

[ ...

...Awkward... ]

Have fun with your roleplaying.

[uragiru]

Mmhm.

[ nothing is awkward if you turn your feelings off and shut conversations down cold!!! ]

un: burton

[tumang]

i have a very large shotgun

un: NavySpear

[charlieoscar]

Here I was just thinking this place was missing melodrama.

audio; un: alucard

[reposing]

If you dare come to the medbay to remove supplies, I will ensure you regret it immediately.

@jsteel

[sospita]

What is this, an intervention.

text; un: perdu

[atome]

Okay?
Just leave the coffee alone please

un: slothbaby

[morphogenia]

I don't drink so yeah. Don't really hold it dear. Actually feel the opposite about it so enjoy. I guess save some for injuries??????

text » un: meow meow

[moshennik]

if you take the booze, i will end you.