audio; un: alucard

[reposing]

Since it seems many of us are coming close to preparing to attempt to break down at least one of the locked doors, I find it necessary to prepare myself further and have the strength necessary to help.

As stated before, I am a dhampir. That is to say, I am half-vampire by my father. I look for any who bleed to volunteer and allow me to drink from you. The more that I have, the stronger that I will be.

With that request in place, I ask another: I want to know if anyone here has been properly ordained. I am in need of holy water.

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text » un: meow meow

[moshennik]

i got ordained online once. does that count?

[reposing]

Clarify. I don't know what that means, precisely.

[moshennik]

on the internet? i paid some money and got ordained by the universal life church.

[reposing]

The internet does not exist where I'm from.

Still, it wouldn't hurt to try, I suppose.

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[moshennik]

So you want me to bless some water?

[reposing]

Yes.

Then I will touch it and see if it'll burn me.

[moshennik]

We meet in a public area. I'm not down to get bit. Been there, done that. [ Not by a vampire but other fae.]

[reposing]

[SIGHS.] As you wish it.

[moshennik]

Hey, no attitude, buster.

[reposing]

I am exhausted of being accused of lacking control. I will have as much as I desire.

I will agree to your terms, regardless.

[moshennik]

It comes with the territory. I get tired of being called weak or useless because I'm human.

Okay, when?

[reposing]

Yet, I've not accused anyone of such. Perhaps you need self-reflection.

Whenever is convenient for you.

[moshennik]

I never said it was you.

I'm not doing anything right now.

[reposing]

Then consider your attitude toward me before demanding I adjust mine.

I can join you in the bar. I suspect that is quite public.

[moshennik]

Fine, I'll meet you in like 15.

[reposing]

So be it.

[As promised, Alucard does make his way to the bar. She'll find him sitting by it, a mug of water already procured and set aside.

He is very curious to see what what she's capable of.]

i'm gonna let you decide if it works hahahahaha

[moshennik]

[ She shows up, looking completely relaxed because he's not the first fae she's encountered and she's definitely faced scarier.

But she approaches the most vampire looking dude in the area and clears her throat.]

Hi. I'm here to bless your water.

nice!

[reposing]

[Alucard raises a brow at her, then holds up the mug.]

I am prepared to watch you work and test the water. Without biting you, miraculously.

:3

[moshennik]

[ Cue an eye roll before she rubs her hands together and takes the mug from him. There's a moment of brief hesitation, as if trying to remember something she says:]

Uh, with this holy water and by your precious blood, wash away all sins O, Lord. [ Oh look, she remembered something from church.] By the power invested in me, I make this water holy. [ She waves her hand over the mug before dipping her fingers in it to give it a lil' swirl before she hands it back to him. ]

[reposing]

[Warily, Alucard takes the mug back, peering at the water. Then, he dips a finger in before removing it.

What he expects is a distinct burn, not unlike acid, for his flesh to be flayed by God's blessings. What does actually happen is that his finger looks a little reddened, as if he'd put it into hot water.]

Hm.

[He clicks his tongue.] It will do.

[moshennik]

[ Color Kenzi genuinely surprised.] Wait, did it worked?

[reposing]

I'm as surprised as you are. It's not to its full effect as it should be, but it's certainly more than I anticipated.

I appreciate your services.

[moshennik]

Well, hit me up if you need more, I guess.

[reposing]

I hope that I won't.

Be well. [Alucard gets up to leave. With his internet holy water.]

[moshennik]

You too, homeslice!