[if Dave ever figures out that he means the carapacians when he says "funny little alien fellows," then Jake should immediately expect to be educated on how the mayor is not only the best of pals, but he's basically the best thing that ever existed.]

Aside from things like assassination attempts and polite associates, that doesn't sound too far off from what it was like for me and my friends. Took a while for the aliens to become friends, though.

But, Jane? [hm.]

Oh, you mean John's hot mom.

[DAVE STRIDER.]