[what the fuck. does this girl think she's going to pull off psychoanalyzing him or something? that's Rose's territory, Morgana — even if he's pretty sure that Rose would really dig Morgana's whole aesthetic and penchant for Shakesperean-style snark.]
[no. he's not going to entertain that line of thought. he's not going to consider how the two of them would just trade perfumey barbs for hours on end until Dave actually died a second death.]
[.....]
[how was she, someone who didn't know what an enter key was ten minutes ago, able to see right through him through text messages so easily? it sets him a bit — a lot, actually — on edge, and he snaps back with a reply that he probably should have thought twice about before hitting send.]
dont you think a hero would be able to get a sword out of the shitter
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[no. he's not going to entertain that line of thought. he's not going to consider how the two of them would just trade perfumey barbs for hours on end until Dave actually died a second death.]
[.....]
[how was she, someone who didn't know what an enter key was ten minutes ago, able to see right through him through text messages so easily? it sets him a bit — a lot, actually — on edge, and he snaps back with a reply that he probably should have thought twice about before hitting send.]
dont you think a hero would be able to get a sword out of the shitter