text; un: turntechGodhead

[oculusriffs]

hey so
everyone who was at that job fair thing a while back and didnt zone out five minutes in
did yall ever decide who the official space plumber is
or were there even your standard heroic type jobs on the list
like the purehearted king arthur sorta heroes who can swing by really quick and pull a sword out of a stone
by stone i mean porcelain btw
thats the literal skillset im lookin for here

[Dave wouldn't be bothering with the network if he weren't desperate. everyone else seems to be finding useful things like clothes and weapons that can actually be utilized for self-defense, and he's the jackass over here with a sword that barely even qualifies as a weapon stuck in his toilet.]

[okay, so it wasn't stuck when he first found it sitting there in the toilet. it got stuck through a series of stupid impulse decisions, such as immediately trying to send it out to space via flushing. and since he is no hero, no purehearted King Arthur type, that sord in the throne ain't budging.]

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[oculusriffs]

other people have tried yeah
but they had about as much luck with it as i did

[oddbod]

Well, I don't know what else I can offer. But I've sort of got a whole helping people policy, so if you want fresh eyes I'm your girl.

[oculusriffs]

alright thanks
im in deck four room thirteen

[hopefully Clara is ready, because honestly, the whole situation probably looks a lot stupider in person.]

[oddbod]

[God she is not ready at all, protect her. Because she's knocking on his door in like. Five minutes. Carrying a toolkit and looking a bit like a small child mentally preparing for war.]

[oculusriffs]

[and she'll be greeted by a kid who's probably pretty inexplicable by himself — for instance, why the heck is he rocking a pair of aviators despite having no direct sunlight to shield his eyes from? his reason for it is ... pretty confusing, too, honestly.]

[but, oh. the toolkit is a good idea. maybe she has a good chance to, at the very least, loosen the thing from its toilet prison.]

Hey. [here, he'll step aside so Clara can head inside and take a look at the disaster happening in the bathroom.]

[oddbod]

Hey.

[Okay, so he's a teen. She's got plenty of experience with teens, as a teacher.

It's really hard not to make a comment about the sunglasses, though.]

This jumpsuit really looks the part for plumbing, yeah?

[oculusriffs]

[.... pfffft.]

Yeah, actually. You're pretty much a role reversal Mario in that getup.

[get it, she's famed plumber Clara Toadstool, and he's Mario Strider, because he's red. probably couldn't grow a mustache to save his life, though.]

[wow, Dave, that was a terrible joke.]