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[A few days after gravity is restored to the station, Ryuji returns to the mess hall from Haru's garden to find a small robot flipped upside down, panicking through a series of morse beeps and boops, which- okay, that's kind of cool, and quickly figures out that the paneling and suction entrances of the little guy means it's probably meant for filtration and cleaning.
Looks pretty study, looks... waterproof, maybe? He lends a hand to get him right side up and it starts slowly moving forward. Ryuji takes out his communicator and immediately films this as it happens, because, why not?
He posts two videos on the network- the roomba moving down the hall and one, a few hours later in the fitness center as it crawls from the edge, and dives right in.]
Oh shit! Are you supposed to do that?
Whoa, whoa- I don't know how to fix you if you--- WHOA, COOL.
Hey, sup?
Just lettin you guys know the pool looks crystal clear now. All thanks to this little dude.
I figure I should give 'em a name but uh
Everything that comes to mind is kinda lame
Anyway, I think it's good? Anyone wanna give it the first try?
[Complete with file0033.png - a picture of crystal clear water.]
Looks pretty study, looks... waterproof, maybe? He lends a hand to get him right side up and it starts slowly moving forward. Ryuji takes out his communicator and immediately films this as it happens, because, why not?
He posts two videos on the network- the roomba moving down the hall and one, a few hours later in the fitness center as it crawls from the edge, and dives right in.]
Oh shit! Are you supposed to do that?
Whoa, whoa- I don't know how to fix you if you--- WHOA, COOL.
Hey, sup?
Just lettin you guys know the pool looks crystal clear now. All thanks to this little dude.
I figure I should give 'em a name but uh
Everything that comes to mind is kinda lame
Anyway, I think it's good? Anyone wanna give it the first try?
[Complete with file0033.png - a picture of crystal clear water.]
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sorry, that sounds kind of dumb, huh? i'll keep thinking
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If you wanna glue the entire thing, that'll probably work... but where are you gonna place that thing waiting for it to dry out?
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i just don't know what else someone like me can do to keep people from getting hurt
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The cafeteria would work if we could move all the tables.
And then we gotta tell everyone to use the fabricators but don't eat in there for a little while.
You can be in charge, I'll help. I'll do whatever you want me to do.
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thanks for accepting another one of my sidequests, protagonist-san
[--But he can't come out and say it. What he can do is poke fun at the idea that he might be in charge of anything.]
i'll let you know when i have enough stuff gathered. assuming you didn't use up all the glue in that weird gun
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What? No way. It was one little squirt of the glue to help get a grip on the handle, there's no way that thing's empty.
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oh, is that what you were saying? i guess my character arc is canceled if i don't need that armor then. i'll just keep all the exp you would have earned to myself
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You go through the forests, the dungeons, you fight some shit, kill some wizards, find out that you're a clone of someone that was supposed to be the chosen one, get a complex about it, then find the strength within you to know what you've always known
That you power is in your ahoge and has been all along.
[Sounds about right for a JRPG.]
I'm saving you the trouble of going through that so basically I'm still your hero
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speaking of my hair, though... do you still have those scissors?
[His hair... grows very quickly. Too quickly. It's starting to get in his eyes and lose its cool spiky shape.]
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You need a trim?
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Can I watch?
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[And also to watch this train crash and BURN.]
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My hair keeps tickling my eyebrows and I HATE IT
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sure, i'll give it a try. i think i can avoid cutting your ears off, at least
[How hard can it be??]
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You're gonna do it on yourself first right?
Like a trial run?
I like my ears.
They're good for things like hearing.
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you can still hear without the outsides of your ears, i'm pretty sure
but no really, i'll try doing my own first. if i mess it up, at least it grows quickly enough that people shouldn't notice
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