[text/video] un: @skull

[ryuji]

[A few days after gravity is restored to the station, Ryuji returns to the mess hall from Haru's garden to find a small robot flipped upside down, panicking through a series of morse beeps and boops, which- okay, that's kind of cool, and quickly figures out that the paneling and suction entrances of the little guy means it's probably meant for filtration and cleaning.

Looks pretty study, looks... waterproof, maybe? He lends a hand to get him right side up and it starts slowly moving forward. Ryuji takes out his communicator and immediately films this as it happens, because, why not?

He posts two videos on the network- the roomba moving down the hall and one, a few hours later in the fitness center as it crawls from the edge, and dives right in.]

Oh shit! Are you supposed to do that?

Whoa, whoa- I don't know how to fix you if you--- WHOA, COOL.




Hey, sup?

Just lettin you guys know the pool looks crystal clear now. All thanks to this little dude.

I figure I should give 'em a name but uh

Everything that comes to mind is kinda lame

Anyway, I think it's good? Anyone wanna give it the first try?

[Complete with file0033.png - a picture of crystal clear water.]

Comments

[ryuji]

I'm full of it

[wait...]

Deep thoughts and shit

[Full of... shit

Ryuji, what are you-]

So can I take you down for 2 orders of watch cozies or are you just pullin my leg

The good one btw

The other one can suck it

[oculusriffs]

dont you mean pebbles of bullshit
but yeah ok ill bet you on that
if you can figure out how to knit a watch cozy ill make sure my smartwatch is unnecessarily dressed for winter

[ryuji]

[It's filled him with a determination unlike no other.

Just to prove Dave wrong. To test the limits and break through.]

Your prototype watch is going to be the most fashionable damn thing on this station

Just wait

People are gonna line up out my door beggin' for em

Oh, what's that? Sorry. I know there's a lot of demand, but this is an exclusive item. I could wait list you, but it'll take super long and I don't wanna let anyone down.

[oculusriffs]

[and if he's somehow proven wrong, Dave will still definitely wear it. this is the kid who never takes off a pair of sunglasses because his best friend gave them to him, after all.]

alright then versace
ill be waiting to see what sorta fashion you come up with

[ryuji]

Dw it'll all be gucci