⟁001 (un: agentblack, text)

[noshadesofgrey]

[On waking up, Black had panicked. This wasn't the One Concern, these definitely weren't her clothes, and her stuff was gone--no, wait.

She still had her pair of white tickets. That's good. Metal fingers clutched the paper in an attempt to anchor down to it. The repeating message was tuned out for the most part for several minutes, until she got her bearings. However, it wasn't quite...useful.

She shuts the message off after some fumbling, and further poking about brings her to the network and a bunch of shit that doesn't make sense. So lacking any other obvious option, she utilizes it.]

okay i have several questions

1. where the hell is this

2. who the fuck took my clothes

3. how do i get back to the one concern

4. how do contact specific people

5. white, chrome, if either of you are out there, you better be answering these questions asap!!!

Comments

text; un: aphrodite

[wingstosee]

i have several answers!
haha. you're not going to like them though.

1. reverie terminal. it's in space.
2. we don't know. it might actually be nobody? things have been getting weird.
3. there are a lot of concerns but that's probably not what you mean. i'm assuming it's like, a ship? so i don't know. nobody does yet
4. oh you just sort of. use their username? and you, uhhh, do the thing? i'm not very good at explaining things. have you used a smartwatch before?
5. haha, that's cute. you guys are color coded. or maybe it's a secret agent codename thing? either way. still cute.

[noshadesofgrey]

absolutely fantastic AND correct.

1. that's moderately alarming
2. SOMEBODY had to take them because they're not here now, and i've been dressed like a third-rate mechanic
3. you. don't know the one concern? it's like. the entire government.
4. given the information it was giving when i woke up, i doubt this thing is very smart. it seems like a phone, but cludgy.
5. we are agents of the one concern, investigators of sin and heresy and dispensers of divine penance, these names were granted to us in recognition of our suitability to transcend humanity.

...why the hell we got color names, I don't know.

[wingstosee]

hhhhhuh.
well. hm. i should probably mention the "different universes" thing?
or maybe just different times or planets?? i don't really get it.
but actually

just to make sure
divine penance like god's wrath, right?
like, holy inquisitors or something.

[noshadesofgrey]

what, like some kind of other worlds fantasy book bullshit??? that's ridiculous.

essentially.

[wingstosee]

uh. maybe?
more like scifi than fantasy, i think.
but also, i guess a little like fantasy too??

oh, wow. huh.
so you probably aren't a fan of the devil?
just like. checking.

[noshadesofgrey]

whatever genre it is, it's still bullshit.

the what now?

[wingstosee]

uh. the devil? rebelled against god, all things bad, and just

okay uh. never mind. actually, like half the people here haven't heard of her? so that's fine.
just, i guess... if where you're from has a word for demons, then she's the one in charge.

audio; un: alucard

[reposing]

Venus has answered the majority of your questions. I will elaborate in saying that we are trapped here, just as you are. Venus and I have been here, for example, well over a month going on two.

Very few of us desire to be here. We are working on learning where we are and how to escape. Thus far, we have very few answers.

[noshadesofgrey]

These answers suck, so does this stupid outfit. This situation sucks.

What answers do you have?

[reposing]

No one disagrees with that.

What other questions do you have?

[noshadesofgrey]

Oh, it's like that. I thought you meant you had more general information. What have you learned about this place? And have you seen a pompous asshole with a cowboy hat and a fear of shirts who can't shut up about old books and stories?

[reposing]

I have never heard of the person you refer to.

I have learned that this place is a frustrating but necessary puzzle to resolve if we wish to leave this place. Should you like, I will give you a list of the odd things that have occurred thus far.

Text; un: nanatsuya

[counterfeitheart]

Ghosts stole your clothes and you'd better watch out or they'll steal this set too.

[noshadesofgrey]

very funny. they can gladly take these, they're awful.

[counterfeitheart]

You think it's a joke, but it's not. This place is super haunted.

[Time to stalk the communal showers and start stealing clothes to cement this new rumor.]

[noshadesofgrey]

i'm sure. i stand by what i said - i could probably make something nicer, and i don't know shit about sewing.

[ryuji]

Uhhh

I think someone oughta make a welcome packet or something

But congrats, you're in space and stuck with the rest of us?

[noshadesofgrey]

fan-fucking-tastic. i don't suppose there's a consolation prize for if i don't want this?

[ryuji]

Have you tried any of the food from the mess hall yet?

un: turntechGodhead

[oculusriffs]

im guessing youve figured out by now nobodys got an actual way out of here
but in my personal experience the dumbest solutions always wind up being the right ones
have you considered clicking your heels together and asking nicely to go home
dont think anyones tried that one yet
what exactly is the one concern though

un: apollo2

[solarcharged]

I'm sure your questions have been answered by now but I'm curious... what's one concern?