text | un: jones

[hardedged]

[ jessica jones doesn't want to be here — transported from one hellhole to another. and even worse, one in goddamn space. jesus christ.

an eternal misanthrope, she's kept to herself since her arrival, for the most part. however, because it's the middle of the night and she's feeling restless, she decides to grace the network with her presence. will she offer a few words of wisdom or perhaps a message of hope to console those whom miss their home?

yeah fucking right. ]

why does all the booze in this dump taste like shit?

[ at least she has her priorities in check. ]

Comments

[morethan084]

Have you tasted the food around here?

[hardedged]

nope. not part of my liquid diet.

[morethan084]

Well if you think the booze is bad, you're better off sticking with your all liquid diet.

[hardedged]

what, no michelin 3 star restaurants here? big surprise.

[notyourrookie]

Because it wouldn't really be a weird space prison if we were given luxuries.

[hardedged]

a decent drink's not a luxury. more like a necessity.

[notyourrookie]

Alright. It wouldn't really be a weird space prison if we were given all of the necessities.

[hardedged]

no shit. guess i'll have to stop by the complaint department then.

[ text | un: oswin ]

[oddbod]

And yet you're still drinking it, judging from all the empty bottles in our room. Is shit an acquired taste?

[She's just saying.]

[hardedged]

based on your taste in booty calls? yep.

[ love you too, boo. 💖 ]

[oddbod]

[Jesus. Did she see him leave or something?!]

Are you sure you're not just drinking rubbing alcohol? I've heard it can blind you.

[hardedged]

my eyes weren't the problem, oswald.

[ more like her ears. ]

next time you need to get laid, keep it down. or even better, use his goddamn room.

un: darkholme

[personify]

Probably because everything else here does.
I think I'd rather not know how the fabricators go about making any of it.

[hardedged]

yeah. not a mental image i need right now.

[personify]

Sorry.

[She's not that sorry.]

Maybe we'll get somewhere that has better alcohol than the ship can provide.
If you can stand to wait that long.

[hardedged]

knowing my crapass luck, i'm not counting on it

text; @dreamer

[raverie]

Doesn't it all taste like that?

[ Unless we're talking a nice rosé, girl. ]

[hardedged]

if it does, you're doing it wrong

[raverie]

You mean plug your nose and hope for the best isn't a valid bar room strategy?

text } un: envoy

[resleeves]

hey, sometimes you just can't get to the bathroom fast enough.

[ you'd asked, jessica. ]

[hardedged]

[ she's regretting it, right about now. ]

classy

[resleeves]

the hell kind of answer were you expecting?

[ maybe you get used to him, jessica? maybe. ]

if you want a serious answer, this shitty station doesn't care about us. i'm surprised the booze isn't poisoned.

text; un: thomas

[rickitikitarr]

Probably to encourage sobriety.

[hardedged]

screw sobriety

[rickitikitarr]

Welcome aboard. I'm Ricki.