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[eraserdad]

Alright, I won't waste anyone's time with pointless questions about how or why we got here, but there are a couple of things I'm looking for information about:

1. How many minors and noncombatants are aboard this station? Note, these are separate categories. I don't care how powerful or skilled you are; if you're under twenty, I consider you a member of the former.

2. It'll be helpful for us to have an idea of each other's Quirks. I'm not under the illusion that all of us have reason to trust each other or cooperate, but presumably none of us want to be here, so. If you're willing to provide information on any abilities you might have that could be considered "supernatural" in any way, I intend to compile it for our collective use.

Comments

@skull

[ryuji]

[What the eff?]

Well this is Grade A levels of bullshit

[eraserdad]

[hmm hmm hmmmMMMM are u an edgy teen. u sound like an edgy teen.]

You're welcome not to participate.

[ryuji]

[Sup, one (1), edgy ass teen who distrusts the world, at your service.]

Nah whatever man you can put my superpower down for unbearable attractiveness

That's it

That's my claim to fame

Let the entire station know

See if I care

[eraserdad]

[Yeah, definitely a teenager. Sigh.]

Right. I'll put you down as a noncombatant, then.

[Could a text possibly be any drier. it is a mystery dot jpg.]

[ryuji]

[Wow, way to not PUT UP WITH RYUJI'S SHIT. It's commendable and beautiful.]

I'll be combative as I please, thanks

[eraserdad]

[Aizawa Shouta: perpetually done with everyone's shit.]

That's abundantly clear.

[ryuji]

Man, who do you think you are?

i thought i hit send on this but i did not orz

[eraserdad]

Someone looking for information. Do you intend to contribute?

[That bait right there is seen ... and ignored ... sorry, Ryuji ...]

it's cool!

[ryuji]

Information, huh?

Eh. Good luck on your nerd mission.

[No, he's going to be a cagey little shit about it.]

[eraserdad]

[Boy if u were his student he would put the fear of god into u for saying nerd like it's a bad thing....it's tragically not even video so Ryuji is spared Aizawa's patented withering Teacher Glare. Instead, he just gets. The coldest text perhaps ever written by man.]

So, useless, then. Got it. Have a name, noncombatant?

[Now he's just taking the piss tbh.]

[ryuji]

[Fair, Aizawa. Totally fair. That would be intimidating, but school's out for the inevitable future, which means:

1. No more pencils

2. No more books

3. No more teacher's dirty looks.]

Yeah, man. Useless and carefree, the way that I was born to be

Shit that rhymed

Better write it down

Tag me on snappagram. Hashtag Hizaki Sora.

[He's definitely not giving away his real name after fucking with this dude so much.]

[eraserdad]

You've already written it down.

[He's just sayin.]

Well, call on me if you find yourself in danger, Hizaki.

[even teenage pains in the butt deserve protection :'| ]