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[thingpuncher]

hey

raise ur hand if youve been abducted by aliens before

cool

now lower it if youve escaped

now use ur hands to tell me how

and for those of you not flapping ur hands around: dont let this shit get to you. its 101 bullshit. theyre probably studying longerm effects of isolation or systematic community building on a nonorganic environment or whatever bullshit the mad scientist of the week cooked up. social experimentation. the fucking showtunes are making it pretty obvious.

i mean has anybody been experimented on yet?

physically. i mean physically. blondie is probably torture but not what im talking about

ps: who the fuck took my name. do i got fans here? if yes: youre fucked up. i should not have fans. look at bludhaven if u need somebody to feel warm and fuzzy about

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[creatio]

huh.

well, there's something i can cross off my bucket list.

( 100% needs to find a weapon, stat. )

so are you from space? or used to people from space?

[thingpuncher]

ur bucket list is shit
just fyi

no to the first one, yes to the second one. from earth, abducted by mad scientist posting as an alien, you can guess the rest. right? you sound moderately intelligent. dont let me down fairchild

[creatio]

well i already got to stab a demon and ate an entire box of krispy kremes by myself. i gotta aim somewhere.

( She likes this snarky asshole. He's entertaining. )

did you get phenomenal cosmic powers? bc otherwise what's the point.

[thingpuncher]

a demon demon or an alien posing as a demon bc they do that and its also shit
and dunkins is better

i got a computer in the head amnesia and enhanced senses. my ex was the one with the cosmic powers. common mistake

not here

[solarcharged]

[creatio]

demon demon.
actually, it had a tentacle mouth i guess? it opened four ways and had lots of teeth. 0/10 would not try again.

( Computer brain sounds cool, but. )

amnesia? like, you couldn't remember who you were or was it just specific memories? bc if it's the former we could start a club.

[thingpuncher]

hey at least u got your tentacles

nah
all gone
everything before i got picked up
shoved a computer in there had to make room somehow

so whats ur sob story

[creatio]

oh yeah, a dream come true.

( She's gonna be known as the tentacle girl. She really needs to stop bringing it up. )

warlock. spell.
only the memories i had of the supernatural though, everything else was fine. why he couldn't take away the ones from my singular high school acting debut

[thingpuncher]

what a heartwarming story
can u still eat sushi tho

oh so you just got a memory hit and run
sounds neat
somebody help you find your shit or did they stick you somewhere remote to fuck with u

[creatio]

if i couldn't i'd throw myself out of an airlock.

and no, actually. magnus is a family friend? and my mom paid him to take the memories.
i never got them back, but we're cool now.

[thingpuncher]

ur priorities are also shit
just fyi

you forgave it?

[creatio]

him.

( wecouldhavehaditall.mp4 )

and i forgave him. he was trying to help.

[thingpuncher]

i mean the act. you forgave the act
but also the person i guess
semantics arent part of my primary programming
whatever
just surprising is all

[creatio]

( Oh. )

well, i'm a dick.
but in my defence i literally just came from a time where someone was trying to kill all downworlders, so it's a touchy subject.

i did. i mean, i was angry. but in the grand scheme of things i can get why.
and he's saved my life a couple of times.

[thingpuncher]

downworlders, define??

did he save your life BY fucking with your memory
bc thats the only clean solution im seeing here

[creatio]

warlocks, vampires, werewolves, seelie.

( It's crazy, she knows. )

not exactly, because i ended up in the world they were protecting me from anyway.
but he's there when we need him. he's usually the guy with the solutions when someone's dying.

[thingpuncher]

sooo unicorn genocide

thats nice
wouldnt be able to forgive that personally
but most people are nicer than me

ha ha i lost this notif ;;

[creatio]

less rainbows than i was let to believe. a lot more glitter tho.

it's y'know, it's whatever. on the grand scale of terrible things that have happened it's pretty low down on the list.