un: midnighter2 | text.

[thingpuncher]

hey

raise ur hand if youve been abducted by aliens before

cool

now lower it if youve escaped

now use ur hands to tell me how

and for those of you not flapping ur hands around: dont let this shit get to you. its 101 bullshit. theyre probably studying longerm effects of isolation or systematic community building on a nonorganic environment or whatever bullshit the mad scientist of the week cooked up. social experimentation. the fucking showtunes are making it pretty obvious.

i mean has anybody been experimented on yet?

physically. i mean physically. blondie is probably torture but not what im talking about

ps: who the fuck took my name. do i got fans here? if yes: youre fucked up. i should not have fans. look at bludhaven if u need somebody to feel warm and fuzzy about

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[oorah]

not abducted but they did level new york where i'm from

did you choose that username to match apollo? [ bc if so that's ADORABLE and he ships it even more now ]

[thingpuncher]

what
where the fuck was the boy in blue
is bludhaven ok

do you always ask strangers about their personal lives

[oorah]

who captain america? he's here actually so we're all fucked.

strangers? midnighter it's frank [ THE MOST OFFENDED u COULD FORGET UR BRO ]

[thingpuncher]

theres actually someone going around calling themselves captain america
sound like an asshole
no im talking about superman
what was he taking a vacation

the only frank i know is the guy i met eight months ago at club nomad and he knows not to call me

[oorah]

who would call themselves superman?
isn't that a little derivative?

i don't club. [ no really. and he didn't think midnighter did either?! ]

[thingpuncher]

yeah until you see the guy in action
but the less time i spend thinking about supes the happier i am
hows gotham
bludhaven
star city??
i got people there

then you met an impostor
sorry
it happens with the no secret identity thing

[oorah]

there was a guy here from gotham
i'd never heard of it until him
ed nygma ring any bells?

i think apollo would know if his husband was an imposter

[ which means YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER sir ]

[thingpuncher]

oh for fucks sake the riddlers here?

i think id know if i had a husband

[oorah]

if that's his super name sure, he's not here anymore tho. just seemed like a run of the mill nerd to me, said he did forensics for gcpd.

this is either a same name thing or an alternate reality thing and since this whole place gets off on the mandela effect i'm guessing it's that

[thingpuncher]

it was probably some kind of fucking riddle
thus the name

hey quick question have you fucked anyone named midnighter and/or apollo?

[oorah]

maybe
we'll never know unless he comes back

hard no

[thingpuncher]

if he does let me know
his face longs for my fist

then this entire line of questioning is none of your goddamn business
funny how that works out

[oorah]

you'll be my first call, asshole midnighter.

[ as u will henceforth be known ]

[thingpuncher]

wow u must be psychic
guessed my first name and everything

[oorah]

nah just lucky

[thingpuncher]

not that much evidently

[oorah]

sorry i keep forgetting sarcasm doesn't translate over text