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[thingpuncher]

hey

raise ur hand if youve been abducted by aliens before

cool

now lower it if youve escaped

now use ur hands to tell me how

and for those of you not flapping ur hands around: dont let this shit get to you. its 101 bullshit. theyre probably studying longerm effects of isolation or systematic community building on a nonorganic environment or whatever bullshit the mad scientist of the week cooked up. social experimentation. the fucking showtunes are making it pretty obvious.

i mean has anybody been experimented on yet?

physically. i mean physically. blondie is probably torture but not what im talking about

ps: who the fuck took my name. do i got fans here? if yes: youre fucked up. i should not have fans. look at bludhaven if u need somebody to feel warm and fuzzy about

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[pampa]

Yeah. Fucking adorable

I do something similar then. Did

[thingpuncher]

hey im joking about the bubble but i am serious about making sure nothing happens to u
sounds like a painful way to go

u stop?

[pampa]

Just because I've got no bone density and this whole place is plotting against us doesn't mean you need to protect me.
Save it for someone who does, Lancelot.

I died. Or I will die. Whatever

[thingpuncher]

ok and whats lancelot mean

got a lot of opinions for a dead guy

[pampa]

Oh come on I picked an Earth reference just for you
He's a knight - saves damsels in distress?

Yeah, so I've been told

[thingpuncher]

i was born on earth
probably
doesnt mean i know shit about the culture
i was hoping for more of your language
but does this mean ur a distressed damsel? ;)

missing the point
past tense is a cop out
no pun intended

[pampa]

Everyone here wants to speak fucking Belter
my last Earther partner did too thought it would help him blend with the locals
He got a rebar through his guts for the effort

We're all damseling it out here kid
but if you think I'll lose my nerve because I die soon don't worry about it
I'm trying to get back so I can die the way I'm supposed to anyway

[thingpuncher]

thanks for the phallic imagery
i just like learning languages
wont ask again though
i think i get it
some asshole wants to stomp around in what your life is bc he thinks its weird and fun

thats fucking brave and commendable and shit but hold the fuck up
why the hell am i "kid"

[pampa]

I didn't mean it like that
If you wanna learn some words I'll teach you
Naomi is the only one I really get to speak it with here

[ wow that sounded fucking pathetic and lonely gbye ]

You'll understand when you're older

[thingpuncher]

nah i get you
its none of my business

you know i have no clue how old i am right
nobody does

[pampa]

If it makes you feel any better I call everyone kid
even this 300yo guy

[thingpuncher]

fair enough kid

[pampa]

That's pampa to you
(it means old man)

[thingpuncher]

cant call you that ill sound like a weird poser
and then where will my street cred go?
gotta think about the future here dead guy

[pampa]

A second ago you were falling over yourself to learn Belter
But fine I'll let you keep your "street cred"

[thingpuncher]

"falling all over myself"?
i just wanted to know what a lancelot was
still not sure on that one except u want me to save u

[pampa]

I literally don't want anyone to save me [ bc deathwish ]

[thingpuncher]

2 bad :'(

[pampa]

You don't even know me, pal. Actually from what I've gathered you don't know anyone here. For all you know you could be making nice with the one guy everyone hates.

[thingpuncher]

not giving me credit here
gimme some time and ILL be the guy everyone hates

[pampa]

At least that would be entertaining. I'll keep my eye on that.