un: thief | video

[mitsubishis]

[A shitty-looking teenager appears on-screen, wearing sunglasses despite the obvious lack of sun in his cabin, dressed in a white tracksuit rather than the standard-issue uniform, smoking a cigarette like he's not even on a space station with maybe limited oxygen supply. He gestures at the camera as if he's already mid-conversation with the audience, amicable and Balkan, just like his accent:]

You miss some shit from back home, right? Whatever you had before whoever-the-fuck ripped it off you. Or, like, maybe some shit you didn't even have before, but you want it now, anyway. What I'm saying is: What're you missing? If your genie or your fairy godmother or whatever came around, what would you ask for?

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@joker

[intrusivethot]

:|

are we for real rn

[uragiru]

Nobody asked you, Joker.

[intrusivethot]

That's cool, I asked me.

I can't count the ways in which this is a bad idea.

[uragiru]

I'll text you, if only so that you don't make this a public spectacle.

[mitsubishis]

no

make it a public spectacle

i don't get cable here

[intrusivethot]

Don't you have an airlock to inspect?

[uragiru]

Amamiya.

[mitsubishis]

he's adorable

[intrusivethot]

thanks