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Sakuya Kira ([personal profile] counterfeitheart) wrote in [community profile] reverienet2018-05-16 01:02 am

audio; un: nanatsuya

So uh

I see everyone got this bullshit list of bullshit. Or at least numerous people.

So here's the deal. You got this shit here that don't mean shit, like "Geoscience"? Is that even relevant to us right now? "Comms Officer". Yeah that sure as hell doesn't mean shit to anyone here. Sounds like some military crap, first of all. Here we are, everyone using the comms and I can't see anyone figuring out how to stop someone yet. "Quarter Master"? Who the fuck even cares.

Now "Chief Food Supplier" is something we direly need but seeing as all we have are those crappy food dispensers, I'm not entirely sure what you would even do. I think that could be reworded to "Head chef" too, unless one of you fuckheads want to fly your happy ass down to that planet over there and try to catch some real meat.

Anyway, that's all just unnecessary garbage, but what I'm trying to get at is that we HARDLY have what could pass as a society here, and I don't know about you, but ain't none of you paying enough to get me or like anyone with a shred of self-respect to be a goddamn "Waste Disposal Chief". We don't even have an economy here.

So, how 'bout we just set this shit aside and don't even think about it, honestly? If you want a roster so bad, take one of those books and write everyone's names down.
mitsubishis: ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɪᴛ's ᴍɪɴᴇ. (ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ɪᴛ.)

[personal profile] mitsubishis 2018-05-17 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Deck 6, Room 6. Easy to remember, right?
mitsubishis: ᴍᴏʙsᴛᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ sᴏ ᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴏᴜs. (ʙ-ᴇ-ʜ-ᴀ-ᴠ-ᴇ ᴀʀʀᴇsᴛ ᴜs.)

[personal profile] mitsubishis 2018-05-17 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
[A bony little teenager answers the door, sunglasses perched on the tip of his nose so he can regard his handsome visitor properly with his baby blue eyes. Very nice, very nice.]

Come in. I don't bite.

[That's a lie. He does bite, just not at the moment. Kavinsky retreats into his messy room, kicking aside some discarded clothes on the floor to give his visitor a clear path. These - and the outfit Kavinsky's currently sporting - are far from the standard issue uniform.]
mitsubishis: ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ 'ᴇᴍ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴅɪᴇ. ('ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ 'ᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ.)

[personal profile] mitsubishis 2018-05-17 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Kavinsky volunteers no explanation. He just cackles and grabs a carton of cigarettes off the desk, along with his lighter. Then he settles onto the edge of his bed and beckons Kira over.]

You ain't in a hurry to get someplace, right?
mitsubishis: ɪ ᴡᴀs ɪɴᴅɪsᴘᴏsᴇᴅ. (ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ғɪɢʜᴛ.)

[personal profile] mitsubishis 2018-05-18 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Kavinsky.

[He sticks a cigarette between his lips and passes another one along to Kira. Like a proper gentleman, he leans in to light Kira's cigarette first.]
mitsubishis: ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ. (ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ.)

[personal profile] mitsubishis 2018-05-23 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Kavinsky, who's already had his fix, is free to take his time. He flops back against the wall, sprawling lazily as he takes his drag, then exhales in a slow stream.]

It feels kinda like prison, don't it. They take all our shit and dress us up in jumpsuits and shit. I was losing it the first couple days without my junk and my smokes.
mitsubishis: ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ. (ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇʜᴀᴠᴇ.)

[personal profile] mitsubishis 2018-05-25 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Kavinsky nods as he takes another drag, eyes narrowed in thought before they brighten again with a fresh idea.]

Maybe it's some experiment shit. Like when they give rats cheese and cocaine and take notes about how fucked up they get until they starve to death or chew their legs off or whatever. Maybe we're fucking rats.