text. un: archivist.

[question]

A moment of your time, if I may. I only just arrived, so I'm endeavoring to answer all the requisite stupid questions — I've never been in space before, I don't remember coming here, I want to go home, and so on. But I understand that we're all in the same boat, so I'll spare you the crisis.

However. I looked over the staff positions, and after some exploration through this filthy maze of a place, I have come to the conclusion that offering to play librarian is pointless when I cannot find the damn library. Has anybody come across it? If not, have we managed to open anywhere that's locked off? Several of the crew floors have recreational facilities, but not the 5th, so that's my best guess for our missing library.

Finally. I'm actually recording this from spoken word to text as I appear to have superglued my fingers together with this- this space glue-gun. Does anyone know how to dissolve the stuff? Or should I resign myself to losing the skin of my fingertips?

Message ends.

Comments

[thieving]

You wouldn't know what off the clock was even if I placed it in your hands and closed your fingers over it.

[sospita]

Crime doesn't sleep and neither do I, VELVET.

My ribs still hurt, anyways. I'm no good for anything if I can't raise a glass, let alone a gun.

[thieving]

No need to shout, Juno.

I'm glad you're listening to your bodily needs at the very least.

[sospita]

Finger slipped. It's easier to type than "Sigourney" anyways.

Whatever. If I don't stay still, you won't stay still. Are you going to help the genius who glued his fingers together?

[thieving]

We'll wait and see what our esteemed Archivist says. I'll see to him if he wants, gentleman that I am.

As for the lady, how's your pain? Is this a subtle call for me to fluff your pillows again for you?

[sospita]

You're making friends so fast.

[ ew friends ]

It's fine. I'd rather we get together and talk about that door we found.

[thieving]

Any friend of mine is a friend of yours, detective. Though you're using "friends" rather loosely as a term.

[ or they get the knife. ]

I'll be back to you soon, then.