I. text; un: palpatine

[merging]

What planet are you from?

Feel free to include sector, star system, everything. Just in case.

I thought this might be a good place to start as far as gathering information goes.

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un: turntechGodhead

[oculusriffs]

im getting the impression that youre pretty well space traveled
but im from earth i guess
dont think anybodys come up with a nomenclature for the frogs to be more specific than that

[merging]

The frogs??

But yeah definitely seems like I'm ahead of a few people here

Like technically speaking this is sort of an ordinary situation for me you know?

[oculusriffs]

right uh
this wasnt exactly my thing but i can try to explain
lets say you have this frog
for posteritys sake well call him keroppi
keroppi longcroak
anyway keroppi was cooked up in a lab by a bunch of kids
and then through a longwinded series of what i like to refer to scientifically as shenanigans
he gets shot up into space
just puffs up his weird little vocal sac and lets out this monstrous ribbit like a thousand supernovas
and when hes done hes literally become an entire universe

[you know, like the big bang, but the bang is actually a croak.]

i guess what im saying is im from an earth of the keroppi longcroak variety
in any case im always up for meeting people familiar with space travel
what was your planet like

[merging]

Oooooookay

That's

that's something

Not sure what but it's something

But it's? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say when everyone knows like nothing about other planets

But it's got a temperate climate, lots of grasslands plains mountains stuff like that

Two moons, one sun. Any other questions?

[oculusriffs]

[that is a completely normal and expected reaction; it would probably be Dave's, too, if it weren't his reality.]

yeah ive got a few
whats the fauna like
also would you say the tech lying around here is more or less advanced than what youre used to

[merging]

Less advanced. Plus this place's not exactly in mint condition

Loth-cats, Loth-wolves, Loth-rats, Loth-bats, neks, nerfs, Edgehawks, plenty of other ones too.