I. text; un: palpatine

[merging]

What planet are you from?

Feel free to include sector, star system, everything. Just in case.

I thought this might be a good place to start as far as gathering information goes.

Comments

[merging]

Well you'd be completely right about the Galactic Empire

It's totally evil

which is probably very funny coming from my username but unfortunately you cannot appreciate my super specific galactic humor :(

[ryuji]

Dude... are they out here!?

I ain't sure I wanna get involved with a galaxy war

Why's it funny? I don't get it

[merging]

Not as far as I can tell

But Palpatine's the name of the Emperor so... you know

[ryuji]

...

Are you an evil emperor?

[merging]

Maybe ;)

Probably not though

[ryuji]

I don't know if I should trust you right now

Like I literally feel like you're about to betray me at any moment

Please be good to me when you do

Remember all the good times we had, man

[merging]

Sorry I'm an evil overlord :(

I don't care about any of that

[ryuji]

Consider my heart completely broken

[merging]

Yes goooooood your negative emotions give me strength to be even eviler

More evil?

Eviler.

[ryuji]

That's not even a word

Is it?

Okay maybe it is, who knows

Is this where you give a really long monologue about how you're gonna take over the world and enslave everyone on the station to mine space dust for your evil plot, but leave just enough time for me to slip in and take you out?

[merging]

Nope. No monologues. Not even gonna tell you what my evil plot is!

[ryuji]

Okay but

Need a sidekick?

[merging]

Depends.

What are your qualifications?

[ryuji]

Fierce loyalty and I'm great at kicking ass

[merging]

I'll keep you in mind.