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I. text; un: palpatine

What planet are you from?

Feel free to include sector, star system, everything. Just in case.

I thought this might be a good place to start as far as gathering information goes.

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you know I've never asked anyone else??

I don't pee blue though?

oh my god.
okay. you don't have to ask anyone else. i'm pretty sure that's good enough.
actually, i'm pretty sure you didn't even need to tell me that part???
now that's the first real thing i know about you.

"palpatine's a human!
and he DEFINITELY has yellow pee."

Really glad we got that out of the way since those are very important things to establish in a relationship.

Although I guess it does take away from of this mystery I've worked hard to establish.

i don't really want to establish a relationship based on that???
and it's. not that much of a mystery
unless you want to be blue pee guy???

this is getting weird.

Hey you're the one who asked about pee!!!!!

no i'm not!!!
i

oh my god am i??
oh my god.
i hecked up

It's cool! Just uh maybe don't ask strangers about their pee in the future

Or do

I don't know you do you!

I HECKED UP SO BAD???

It's okay! You're okay! Let's move on

okay?

HOW DO YOU MOVE ON FROM THAT

I don't know!!! I'm trying to!!!!!!

HECK

okay you know what
subject change time!!
what other things are new in space?
do you have movies??

Like holomovies? And holodramas? We have those.

yeah!!
but we just call them like
"movies." or "dramas"

wait what about holocomedies
do you not have those

Holodramas covers everything? So yes holocomedies are a thing

okay. phew.
i was sort of worried you were from some planet which only had drama?
which was like. a lot. to think about
are romances holodramas too

Like I said holodrama kinda encompasses everything? So holodramas can be any genre. It's like theater, you know?

*holotheater

sorry. haha. that was rude
actually i guess i should ask, where do you see holodramas?
on earth we go to a movie theater, or a cinema if it's a super artsy movie
is it just like one of those but "holo" at the front?

Well I meant live theater :P

And yeah but you can watch them at your home too not that I've ever done that

wow really??
that's so weird. did your parents do like a "no outside influences" sort of thing?
i mean. mine tried but gave up after like a month

I've lived on my own since I was seven

So no, they didn't.

oh

i'm sorry. i didn't mean to

you know.

It's okay.

I know my situation's unique for a lot of reasons, including the whole space thing.

i mean, it's sort of not?
but i guess there's not much we can do about it.
either way, whether it's unique or not... that was on me.

do you want to figure out another topic?
or should we just. i don't know.
call it quits here.

[He feels bad, and his Jedi training tells him to let go, but... he feels like she's pitying him.]

It's okay. I said it was okay. Don't worry about it.

Do you have radios on Earth?

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