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[uragiru]

I'm not exactly sure where they're coming from, but...
It seems as though there are quite a few animals showing up on the station?
I thought it might be prudent to have a sort of pet registry, so we at least know who to return them to if we find them wandering the station.
We know how dangerous this place can be, after all, and I wouldn't want any of them to get themselves hurt.

On that note, there's a white cat who followed me to my room.
I'd like to get her back to whoever lost her.

[ and there's a picture attached of an extremely fluffy white cat, sitting on top of an open book and staring at the camera. ]

Comments

[ryuji]

Should I pluck em outta your head instead?

[hopefragment]

no!!

[you CAN'T poke his forehead if his door is locked dude!!]

anyway, is that cat akechi posted yours?

[ryuji]

Your loss, bro

[He'll find a way back to that forehead. Hajime's bound to do that hand-chist-I'm-a-detective-look-at-me look at some point or another. Ryuji will be in the shadows, waiting.]

Kinda? I guess

I dunno know if she CAN have an owner, but I found her on my desk, glarin at me after I got back to the quarters yesterday.

She's a free spirit.

She marked the hell outta my arm to prove it

[hopefragment]

do you need bandages? alucard and i have disinfectant in the infirmary if it's bad.

[He... hopes? Ryuji would have gotten scratches taken care of before being mean about Ezra's cat on the network, but he honestly can't be sure.]

at least ezra's loth-cat was friendly

[ryuji]

It's just a cat scratch dude, it's no big deal. It's already startin' to heal

[Oh god. Here comes SHSL Mom]

I think Lisa's pretty friendly, I just... don't get along with cats for some reason. Or, I wanna, but they don't like me. It's like one of those universal constants. Like pie

[hopefragment]

you mean pi?

[Someday he'll learn how to communicate his particular Brand of deadpan sarcasm over text.]

maybe you should stay away from the emperor, then. he looks like he could eat both your hands at once

[ryuji]

Oooor...

Maybe since this one's a mutant cat, it'll be chill with me.

Only one way to find out~

[hopefragment]

right

bandages are in the infirmary, remember

[ryuji]

Yeah but between you and Alucard, an actual vampire, there's a severe lack of cute nurses

[why]

[hopefragment]

oh right, my bad. i can't believe i forgot the most important thing IN an infirmary

we'll have to work on that

[ryuji]

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Uh

This wasn't an invitation to start wearing a cute nurse's outfit btw

[hopefragment]

I WASN'T OFFERING!!

[ryuji]

YOU SAID YOU WERE WORKIN ON THAT WHAT THE HELL ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO ASSUME?

[hopefragment]

I MEANT FINDING SOMEONE ELSE TO WORK THERE, DUMBASS!!

what, are you volunteering?? have a spare nurse outfit you're not telling anyone about??

[ryuji]

You wanna die?

[hopefragment]

that doesn't sound like a "no"

[ryuji]

IT'S DEFINITELY A NO

IT'S A TYPE OF NO THAT IS SO "NO" THAT I'M ALREADY PLANNIN' MY ESCAPE VIA AIRLOCK

[hopefragment]

that's one way to end up in the infirmary whether there's cute nurses or not, huh

[ryuji]

The first thing I see when I wake up better not be you

[hopefragment]

so make sure alucard's in the dress

got it

[ryuji]

So you ARE admitting you have a nurse's outfit in there.

Goddamnit.

[hopefragment]

[wAIT HANG ON]

no that's obviously wrong!! it's the one you're keeping in YOUR room, remember??

[ryuji]

Wow your comebacks are getting lame, you must be sweating over there

Careful not to get any






On your dress

[intrusivethot]

[ Thumbs up. You are doing the Lord's work here, son. ]