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[uragiru]

I'm not exactly sure where they're coming from, but...
It seems as though there are quite a few animals showing up on the station?
I thought it might be prudent to have a sort of pet registry, so we at least know who to return them to if we find them wandering the station.
We know how dangerous this place can be, after all, and I wouldn't want any of them to get themselves hurt.

On that note, there's a white cat who followed me to my room.
I'd like to get her back to whoever lost her.

[ and there's a picture attached of an extremely fluffy white cat, sitting on top of an open book and staring at the camera. ]

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[ryuji]

[Sorry, Erika. These deets are now under lock and key, by authority of the Goro Akechi Foundation for Stopping Illicit Teenagers from Talking About Increasingly Questionable Things (tm)]

HAHAHA... you think?

Literally NO ONE has ever said that to me before

Wait, really?

What type of mags?

[bu773rfly]

[oh god help I don't know anything whatsoever about this subject.

Also Erika immediately feels kind of bad because she was joking.]

Considering where we are, there aren't many options. Or any options. A couple of people could get together and write a few short stories every now and then to distribute over the comms.

[uragiru]

Please don't encourage him.

[bu773rfly]

I'm not going to discourage him.

[uragiru]

I would settle for a completely neutral stance.

[ryuji]

You don't wanna read my fanfic, dude?

[uragiru]

I really, truly, genuinely do not.

[ryuji]

It was gonna have action adventure elements and a 30 chapter tournament arc

Man I was so excited

[hopefragment]

hey, i'd read the adventures of sakamoto ryuji, cat-bus driver

[uragiru]

Why would a cat-bus need a driver?

[bu773rfly]

Cats can't get driver's licenses.

[hopefragment]

mishima's right. SOMEONE has to drive the bus

[bu773rfly]

Not necessarily for practical reasons, but for legal ones.

[uragiru]

But you don't make a cat have a license for walking around.
A cat-bus is operating under the same means.
It's not actually driving, but moving as a sentient creature.

[hopefragment]

if there's no driver, who's going to stop the cat-bus from going after... i don't know, birds or something? instead of staying on course for the passengers

[ryuji]

And the seats are itchy as shit

[uragiru]

I never said it would be a good means of transport.
Have you never seen a Studio Ghibli film, Hinata-san?

[bu773rfly]

[Don't you mean Studio Ghibli's copyright-safe twin, Studio Jibbly]

Oh, that's it.

[hopefragment]

i did see a movie with a bus like that when i was a kid, but what's your point? this is ryuji's cat-bus in ryuji's story

complete with itchy seats

[uragiru]

Then I'm playing the part of a critic, and pointing out holes in his story's logic.

[ryuji]

Wait back up

Did we all see that movie?

[hopefragment]

...that is kind of weird that we've all seen that, huh?

[What was it called again...? It's copyrighted, the title is escaping him.]

[bu773rfly]

Jokes aside, an Exquisite Corpse game could be a kind of fun way to pass the time around here.

[hopefragment]

what's that? i don't think i've heard of it

[uragiru]

I suppose?
I've never played.