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4LR1GHT, SO H3R3'S TH3 S1TCH
4 WH1L3 B4CK, 1 FOUND TH1S US3R M4NU4L 1N MY ROOM
1T'S FOR TH3 FOOD R3PL1C4TORS, 4ND 1T'S COMPL1C4T3D 4S SH1T!
1 TR13D TO G3T TH3M OP3N 34RL13R 4ND TRY TO F1GUR3 OUT WH4T'S GO1NG ON W1TH TH3M 4ND 4 LOT OF GOOD P3OPL3 C4M3 TO H3LP (TH4NK YOU BY TH3 W4Y!!!! >:D)
4ND W3 K1ND4 GOT ON3 F1X3D!
BUT TH3N TH3 GR4V1TY STUFF H4PP3N3D
SO

TH1S TOOK FOR3V3R B3C4US3 4S F4R 4S 1 C4N T3LL, TH3R3 1SN'T 4 FUCK1NG SC4NN3R 4NYWH3R3 1 C4N F1ND!!!
(PL34S3 DON'T CORR3CT M3 1F TH3R3 1S ON3)
(TH3N 1'LL JUST F33L 4S DUMB 4S 4 P1L3 OF ROCKS B1K3 HORNS)
BUT 4NYW4Y
1 M4D3 4 COPY OF TH3 WHOL3 TH1NG SO NOW SOM3ON3 W4Y MOR3 3XP3R13NC3D W1TH TH1S JUNK C4N T4K3 4 LOOK 4T 1T
B3C4US3 1 H4V3 NOOOO 1D34 WH4T 1'M DO1NG
H3R3 YOU GO! 1T 1S OUT OF MY H4NDS NOW!! 1T'S YOUR COLL3CT1V3 PROBL3M NOW!!!

B1G_BOOK_OF_STUFF_1_DONT_UND3RST4ND.zip

4NYW4Y
1 HOP3 1T'S NOT TOO D3PR3SS1NG TO S4Y TH4T 1T LOOKS L1K3 W3 4R3 GO1NG TO B3 ON TH1S ST4T1ON FOR 4 GOOD, LONG T1M3
TH4T'S JUST TH3 F4CTS!
TH3R3'S JUST NOT 4 WHOL3 LOT OF STUFF TO DO 4ROUND H3R3 FOR FUN, UNL3SS YOU L1K3 WORK1NG OUT OR LOOK1NG 4T SP4C3 OR G3TT1NG W4ST3D 1 GU3SS
WOULD 4NYON3 B3 1NT3R3ST3D 1N G3TT1NG TOG3TH3R FOR 4 GOOD OLD F4SH1ON3D D1C3 PL4T34U ROL3PL4Y1NG G4M3 >:?
1'M PR3TTY GOOD 4T RUNN1NG S3SS1ONS, 1F 1 DO S4Y SO MYS3LF >;]
1 DON'T H4V3 4NY OF MY SOURC3 BOOKS H3R3 BUT TH4T DO3SN'T H4V3 TO B3 4 B4D TH1NG
H34VY NUMB3R CRUNCH1NG 4ND ST4TS C4N G3T 1N TH3 W4Y OF WH4T M4K3S TH3S3 G4M3S FUN
4ND 1F YOU'R3 4 N3WCOM3R YOU DON'T H4V3 TO WORRY 4BOUT 4LL TH4T STUFF 4ND C4N D1V3 1NTO TH3 GOOD B1TS

L3T M3 KNOW 1F YOU TH1NK TH1S 1S SOM3TH1NG YOU'D L1K3 TO DO! >:D

Comments

[iustitia]

[ryuji]

Whoa

I think I'm in love

His name is Lug

And he will protect everyone

[iustitia]

H3 S33MS L1K3 4 GOOD GUY
1 WOULD TRUST H1M W1TH MY L1F3 4ND HOUS3 K3YS

[ryuji]

Oh shit you know you trust someone when you'd let them into your house when you're not home

Not that Lug would know what to do once he's in there, I mean, if they're friends, he'd probably just sit on the couch really awkwardly bc he wouldn't wanna break anything around him

Even though he's like practically made to break shit

[iustitia]

H3H3H3
1 B3T H3 ST4NDS 1N TH3 CORN3R 4T P4RT13S W1TH 4 B33R 4ND W4TCH3S H1S FR13NDS H4V3 FUN
4ND TH3N 4FT3RW4RDS H3'S TH3 ON3 3V3RYON3 TRUSTS TO DR1V3 TH3M HOM3 B3C4US3 H3'S R3SPONS1BL3
BUT 1F YOU M3SS W1TH H1S FR1N3DS H3 BR34KS 1NTO YOUR HOUS3 4T 2 4M TO L34V3 4 HORS3 H34D 1N YOUR B3D

[ryuji]

Well yeah cuz he needs to make sure that they get home safely and stuff and you don't do that if you're shatfaced three ways to hell and back

He's like

Putting the DD in D&D

I'm so ready for this mess

Minus the horse heads IDK that seems little messed?

[iustitia]

D3S1GN4T3D DR1V3RS 4ND DR4GONS
***3L3V3NTH 3D1T1ON***
P3RC3PT1ON CH3CK TO S33 1F 1T'S OK4Y FOR YOUR FR13ND TO H4V3 4NOTH3R B33R OR 1F YOU N33D TO C4LL TH1NGS OFF 34RLY
ROLL STR3NGTH FOR HOW LONG YOU C4N K3G ST4ND

[ryuji]

He can probably keg stand for like... THE ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. He's like that greek dude who held the world up on his shoulders only the world is upside down and it's made of beer and he's downing that shit dry until it ain't got a lick of the shit left in it

But he won't since he's a master and everyone knows a true master of things only ever has to show their hand once and only at the most critical moment

It's pretty lit