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[thingpuncher]

hey

raise ur hand if youve been abducted by aliens before

cool

now lower it if youve escaped

now use ur hands to tell me how

and for those of you not flapping ur hands around: dont let this shit get to you. its 101 bullshit. theyre probably studying longerm effects of isolation or systematic community building on a nonorganic environment or whatever bullshit the mad scientist of the week cooked up. social experimentation. the fucking showtunes are making it pretty obvious.

i mean has anybody been experimented on yet?

physically. i mean physically. blondie is probably torture but not what im talking about

ps: who the fuck took my name. do i got fans here? if yes: youre fucked up. i should not have fans. look at bludhaven if u need somebody to feel warm and fuzzy about

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[thingpuncher]

not too long by the state of things
i havent seen any signs of maintenance droids at least

hey hey
question first
maybe confiscate a few fingernails
THEN space

where would cryopods bee on this shithole?

[pampa]

That's a deal I can probably make.
Depends how smug their faces are.

Behind one of the many locked doors, no doubt. There's nothing about them on the Bridge.

[thingpuncher]

then it sounds like its time to break some shit
you know
strategically

[pampa]

Knock yourself out. Literally
there's a defense protocol whenever people start destroying shit they pass out or get real weak if you're one of those powerguys

[thingpuncher]

oh ive noticed
but you got any better suggestions?

[pampa]

Each door has a code. A different code.
It's bullshit but we're cracking this place like an egg one door at a time

[thingpuncher]

how you cracking the codes

also shit
cryo takes all kinds of special resources
extra energy to keep the coolers working
shit like that
you know where thatd be?

[pampa]

By entering every code except the ones that opened other doors. It's a goddamned party if you want in.

We don't have cryotech where I'm from. Not like that.
But if there really is something like that it's gotta be near the reactor to draw the most power
reactor's usually at the center of the station aka THE PLACE WE CAN'T GET TO
motherfuckers

[thingpuncher]

you got maps
a way to track how the power grid is laid out?
i mean keep going with the goddamn doors im just saying dont waste your time on the one that might open to a hair salon

[pampa]

The ones we've found so far have been labeled. Some idiot opened the chapel so we've got that
whoopdedoo
Me and the botanist are working on plants next so maybe we all won't suffocate to death

[thingpuncher]

i woke up in that thing
somethings keeping the plants alive
pretty impressive
whos the botanist
its not exciting but that shits important as fuckall

[pampa]

Prax Meng
he worked on Ganymede which I'm sure doesn't mean anyfuckingthing to an Earther from the past but just
Trust me it's impressive

[thingpuncher]

good
he worked on the plants in the chapel?

[pampa]

If there are plants anywhere on board he's responsible
Him and some girl who has a hydroponics garden
We've got a few things but if these air filters go we're all still fucked until we get into that room

[thingpuncher]

dont worry ill try to breathe less

anything they need lemme know
thats gotta be first priority
then the cryo shit

but im getting the sense you already know that
whats ur resume look like

[pampa]

Earthers always breathe too much
I don't hold it against each one of you
Just your breathable atmosphere.

Been burning the candle at both ends trying to get at em both
Not making much progress on cryo though the plants should be open I'm going to say by the end of the week? If we're lucky and another impromptu dance party doesn't take hold.

I was a cop on Ceres
You know the Space Rock
It's a colony where I come from.

[thingpuncher]

if its any consequence i was engineered to need less air food and sleep so
if supplies come thin ill go to the end of the line

my computer isnt good for running numbers like that
but theres gotta be some way of randomly generating codes in a sequence or some shit

good future cop or bad future cop

[pampa]

Genetics put me at about the same level as you
What are you one of them androids?

Morally gray future cop. Ex-cop.

[thingpuncher]

no believe me
unless you came off a slab u need way more than me
experimentation and the whole shebang
not an android just some tech bits up top
and reinforced carbon bones and high density musculature and a hyper-efficient metabolism
some asshole wanted to make the perfect soldier

good answer future cop

[pampa]

Implants then
who did that? the government?

Thanks I'll be here all week
and the next and the next and fucking the next after that apparently

[thingpuncher]

mad scientist in a space station
get it now?

ur optimisms really making me take a shine to u
got a name?

[pampa]

guess our realities aren't so different then
The small silver lining is that you're alive
the bigger downside is that you're alive

Optimism is for sabakawala - assholes

Miller

[thingpuncher]

youre funny miller

wheres sabakawala come from
space slang?
not to pry i wanna know if im being insulted in the future mr/ms futurecop

[pampa]

It's Lang Belta
I told you I grew up on Ceres in the Belt
I guess it's like a mishmosh of all the languages of people who ever settled there, fuck knows why they'd do a dumb thing like that.

Mr Futurecop works too I guess
Who the fuck are you, Earther?

[thingpuncher]

[thnx for confirming that he can flirt with impunity]

sounds neat
on earth right now our big problem is everybody hates everybody from somewhere else
nice that it all settled into one

midnighter
m if you want