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[thingpuncher]

hey

raise ur hand if youve been abducted by aliens before

cool

now lower it if youve escaped

now use ur hands to tell me how

and for those of you not flapping ur hands around: dont let this shit get to you. its 101 bullshit. theyre probably studying longerm effects of isolation or systematic community building on a nonorganic environment or whatever bullshit the mad scientist of the week cooked up. social experimentation. the fucking showtunes are making it pretty obvious.

i mean has anybody been experimented on yet?

physically. i mean physically. blondie is probably torture but not what im talking about

ps: who the fuck took my name. do i got fans here? if yes: youre fucked up. i should not have fans. look at bludhaven if u need somebody to feel warm and fuzzy about

Comments

[thingpuncher]

youre funny miller

wheres sabakawala come from
space slang?
not to pry i wanna know if im being insulted in the future mr/ms futurecop

[pampa]

It's Lang Belta
I told you I grew up on Ceres in the Belt
I guess it's like a mishmosh of all the languages of people who ever settled there, fuck knows why they'd do a dumb thing like that.

Mr Futurecop works too I guess
Who the fuck are you, Earther?

[thingpuncher]

[thnx for confirming that he can flirt with impunity]

sounds neat
on earth right now our big problem is everybody hates everybody from somewhere else
nice that it all settled into one

midnighter
m if you want

[pampa]

We all united to hate Earthers. See how that works?

Nice to meet you, said no one ever on a space station trying to kill us all.

[thingpuncher]

aw you hate me?
im hurt

hey i am having a swell fucking time getting to know you
rolled out the red carpet and everything

[pampa]

[ is miller making a frIEND? he hates it ]

I don't actually
Might have answered that differently at another time in my life
Belters think they know what it's like to be an Earther. You all live in Ivory towers and get rich off our backs. That kind of bullshit propaganda rhetoric - I'm sure you know the kind.
The truth is Belters can't step foot on Earth at all because we've been in low grav like this all our lives, our bones aren't dense enough for 1G it would flatten us.
There's this group called the OPA it's just a terrorist org really but they like to think they speak for all of the Belt it gives people the impression like we're all thugs I guess.
Maybe because most of us are

[ whoops that was a lot of words sorry M ]

Anyway
I don't mean to bore you with
future cop/ex-cop shit

[thingpuncher]

nah its interesting
the more things change etc etc
so if we got off the station wed have to make accounts for people used to low g
how many people like u
belters
are there on this thing

i do something like justice back home
figuring out how it works other places
other times
pretty unique opportunity

[pampa]

It's just me Naomi and Prax. The rest of you Inner dicks would be just fine.

What do you do when you figure it out? Interfere? Or just observe

[thingpuncher]

well keep u all in a cute little bubble

take out who needs taking out

[pampa]

Yeah. Fucking adorable

I do something similar then. Did

[thingpuncher]

hey im joking about the bubble but i am serious about making sure nothing happens to u
sounds like a painful way to go

u stop?

[pampa]

Just because I've got no bone density and this whole place is plotting against us doesn't mean you need to protect me.
Save it for someone who does, Lancelot.

I died. Or I will die. Whatever

[thingpuncher]

ok and whats lancelot mean

got a lot of opinions for a dead guy

[pampa]

Oh come on I picked an Earth reference just for you
He's a knight - saves damsels in distress?

Yeah, so I've been told

[thingpuncher]

i was born on earth
probably
doesnt mean i know shit about the culture
i was hoping for more of your language
but does this mean ur a distressed damsel? ;)

missing the point
past tense is a cop out
no pun intended

[pampa]

Everyone here wants to speak fucking Belter
my last Earther partner did too thought it would help him blend with the locals
He got a rebar through his guts for the effort

We're all damseling it out here kid
but if you think I'll lose my nerve because I die soon don't worry about it
I'm trying to get back so I can die the way I'm supposed to anyway

[thingpuncher]

thanks for the phallic imagery
i just like learning languages
wont ask again though
i think i get it
some asshole wants to stomp around in what your life is bc he thinks its weird and fun

thats fucking brave and commendable and shit but hold the fuck up
why the hell am i "kid"

[pampa]

I didn't mean it like that
If you wanna learn some words I'll teach you
Naomi is the only one I really get to speak it with here

[ wow that sounded fucking pathetic and lonely gbye ]

You'll understand when you're older

[thingpuncher]

nah i get you
its none of my business

you know i have no clue how old i am right
nobody does

[pampa]

If it makes you feel any better I call everyone kid
even this 300yo guy

[thingpuncher]

fair enough kid

[pampa]

That's pampa to you
(it means old man)

[thingpuncher]

cant call you that ill sound like a weird poser
and then where will my street cred go?
gotta think about the future here dead guy

[pampa]

A second ago you were falling over yourself to learn Belter
But fine I'll let you keep your "street cred"

[thingpuncher]

"falling all over myself"?
i just wanted to know what a lancelot was
still not sure on that one except u want me to save u