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reverienet2018-07-14 12:01 pm
mirrortide) wrote in reverienet2018-07-14 12:01 pm
un; pierre, video
I'm going to the planet below sometime soon when I feel like it. This is an open offer to anyone to come with me. Just know that I refuse to guarantee anyone's safety, so if you can't survive in space without oxygen or on unknown planets with unknown atmospheres, you might wanna reconsider coming along.
Also I can only bring like, three people, because I don't feel like carting around more than three of you. [She holds up exactly three fingers.]
Other than that, I'll need someone to look after Pumpkin while I'm gone. She's very important to me so if you screw up I'll make you regret it.
[As if on cue, an extremely adorable sentient pumpkin jumps up onto Lapis' lap, looks into the communicator, and barks.
And then licks the screen. Enjoy your pumpkin kisses, station.]
[ooc; i'll probably rng if more people wanna go and have Lapis hit them up privately!]
Also I can only bring like, three people, because I don't feel like carting around more than three of you. [She holds up exactly three fingers.]
Other than that, I'll need someone to look after Pumpkin while I'm gone. She's very important to me so if you screw up I'll make you regret it.
[As if on cue, an extremely adorable sentient pumpkin jumps up onto Lapis' lap, looks into the communicator, and barks.
And then licks the screen. Enjoy your pumpkin kisses, station.]
[ooc; i'll probably rng if more people wanna go and have Lapis hit them up privately!]
text; un: theforbiddenone
...what is that unnatural abomination of botany?!
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By what means has it gained such autonomy? Spirit possession?
Answer me, cerulean conjurist!
[Actually it's. Cute-- which is what's bringing his distress. Pumpkins are his favorite food? To see one giving kisses so freely-- it's bringing calamity to his mind!]
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Steven licked a pumpkin seed and then she was like this? [Like what do you want from her?]
Also, it's Lapis. [BARK.] And Pumpkin.
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Is this what talking to him is like for everyone else?]
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If you value the life of your precious Pumpkin heed this warning.
I harbor the Four Dark Devas of Destruction who would devour her without remorse... such is their ravenous natures.
[Part of the reason he didn't bother turning video on his end are the four hamsters running around his room right now who would love to nibble Pumpkin.]
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[LEAVE HER PUMPKIN ALONE, SHES A GOURD DOG.]
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They are cruel devil beasts that will devour their parents! Their siblings! Even their own children!
The affectionate Pumpkin would never stand a chance before their fearsome power! She must stay away!
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