Lapis Lazuli (
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I'm going to the planet below sometime soon when I feel like it. This is an open offer to anyone to come with me. Just know that I refuse to guarantee anyone's safety, so if you can't survive in space without oxygen or on unknown planets with unknown atmospheres, you might wanna reconsider coming along.
Also I can only bring like, three people, because I don't feel like carting around more than three of you. [She holds up exactly three fingers.]
Other than that, I'll need someone to look after Pumpkin while I'm gone. She's very important to me so if you screw up I'll make you regret it.
[As if on cue, an extremely adorable sentient pumpkin jumps up onto Lapis' lap, looks into the communicator, and barks.
And then licks the screen. Enjoy your pumpkin kisses, station.]
[ooc; i'll probably rng if more people wanna go and have Lapis hit them up privately!]
Also I can only bring like, three people, because I don't feel like carting around more than three of you. [She holds up exactly three fingers.]
Other than that, I'll need someone to look after Pumpkin while I'm gone. She's very important to me so if you screw up I'll make you regret it.
[As if on cue, an extremely adorable sentient pumpkin jumps up onto Lapis' lap, looks into the communicator, and barks.
And then licks the screen. Enjoy your pumpkin kisses, station.]
[ooc; i'll probably rng if more people wanna go and have Lapis hit them up privately!]
audio; un: rocipilot
How the hell are you gettin' down there?
no subject
[Said with a completely flat tone as suddenly, wings made entirely out of water show up on the screen behind Lapis and give a little flap before disappearing again.
Hi, local alien from a space fairing race. To answer the questions I've already been asked, I don't need food, water, air, sunlight, or anything like that.
no subject
no subject
They work in space and I've done enough space travel to know that. Actually, I knew that the moment I came out of the ground, so. [She waves a hand dismissively.] You know.
no subject
No, I really - hell, I really don't know. That breaks every law of physics that I know.
Not that - not that aliens seem to ever follow the god damned laws of physics, but...
Wait -
What do you mean, out of the ground?
hes not wrong we did the math and lapis can fly at. three hundred thousand times the speed of light.
I'm a Gem. Chemicals and stuff go into the ground, and we come out.
aflkjlasdfkasdf
It also makes things blue.
He can feel the fear creeping up his spine, but. How do you ask someone if they're made of protomolecule?? ]
And when you - come into contact with other things. Can you - make them a part of you, too?
ITS BOB, NOT BLOB,
[She thinks he means like, altering her physical form made of solid light to just. Hide things inside herself?]
CAN YOU REALLY BLAME HIM
Why the hell does anythin--
[ Christ, he can feel the edge of panic drawing over him. ]
How - how long have you been like this. Part of it.
i cant. lapis' first day here she probably made a grown man cry in terror
Whatever, humans are weird at the best of times.]
Since I was made? It's easily been over 6,000 years.
poor lapis, destroying grown men wherever she goes
There's a deathly silence on the other end, and then very quietly, as if he's talking to himself: ]
I need to sit down.
Re: poor lapis, destroying grown men wherever she goes
[What's problem here? Lapis has no hecking clue, honestly. Why are humans like this. ]
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There's another few seconds of quiet, as he pulls himself together, as he tries to reason it out. She can't be like the protomolecule he knows - that stuff was thoughtless and violent, searching for energy--
Oh. ]
... What do you eat?
Im sure a bunch of people would say lapis is very thoughtless and violent
she's really not helping her case here is she
Right.
Okay.
Not eating, that sounds good.
I think you should keep on doin' that.
never
[She sounds and looks less than enthused.]