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Lapis Lazuli ([personal profile] mirrortide) wrote in [community profile] reverienet2018-07-14 12:01 pm

un; pierre, video

I'm going to the planet below sometime soon when I feel like it. This is an open offer to anyone to come with me. Just know that I refuse to guarantee anyone's safety, so if you can't survive in space without oxygen or on unknown planets with unknown atmospheres, you might wanna reconsider coming along.

Also I can only bring like, three people, because I don't feel like carting around more than three of you. [She holds up exactly three fingers.]

Other than that, I'll need someone to look after Pumpkin while I'm gone. She's very important to me so if you screw up I'll make you regret it.

[As if on cue, an extremely adorable sentient pumpkin jumps up onto Lapis' lap, looks into the communicator, and barks.

And then licks the screen. Enjoy your pumpkin kisses, station.
]

[ooc; i'll probably rng if more people wanna go and have Lapis hit them up privately!]
donkeyballs: (i'm thinkin')

audio; un: rocipilot

[personal profile] donkeyballs 2018-07-15 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Wait - what?

How the hell are you gettin' down there?
donkeyballs: (no idea what you're talkin bout)

[personal profile] donkeyballs 2018-07-15 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, so you - how do you get thrust, out of atmo? Your wings work in a vacuum?
donkeyballs: (are you kidding me?)

[personal profile] donkeyballs 2018-07-15 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a helpless few seconds pause. ]

No, I really - hell, I really don't know. That breaks every law of physics that I know.



Not that - not that aliens seem to ever follow the god damned laws of physics, but...


Wait -

What do you mean, out of the ground?
donkeyballs: (are you kidding me?)

aflkjlasdfkasdf

[personal profile] donkeyballs 2018-07-15 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's only one thing he knows that makes things out of anything it touches, and can make them living, and can make them break the laws of physics.

It also makes things blue.

He can feel the fear creeping up his spine, but. How do you ask someone if they're made of protomolecule?? ]


And when you - come into contact with other things. Can you - make them a part of you, too?
Edited (wrong icon) 2018-07-15 03:20 (UTC)
donkeyballs: (you know what you're askin right)

CAN YOU REALLY BLAME HIM

[personal profile] donkeyballs 2018-07-15 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ He does not mean that. He means whether or not she can use organisms and materials, pull them apart at both a structural and anatomic level, and repurpose them. So her answer doesn't really help. ]

Why the hell does anythin--

[ Christ, he can feel the edge of panic drawing over him. ]

How - how long have you been like this. Part of it.
donkeyballs: (profile)

poor lapis, destroying grown men wherever she goes

[personal profile] donkeyballs 2018-07-15 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah. Yeah, that's pure panic.

There's a deathly silence on the other end, and then very quietly, as if he's talking to himself: ]


I need to sit down.
donkeyballs: (ring fiddlin')

[personal profile] donkeyballs 2018-07-15 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Sorry Lapis, some humans are traumatised.

There's another few seconds of quiet, as he pulls himself together, as he tries to reason it out. She can't be like the protomolecule he knows - that stuff was thoughtless and violent, searching for energy--

Oh. ]


... What do you eat?
donkeyballs: (oh that can't be good....)

she's really not helping her case here is she

[personal profile] donkeyballs 2018-07-15 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Right.




Right.

Okay.

Not eating, that sounds good.

I think you should keep on doin' that.