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[embersofjustice]

[The video opens to a very emaciated man with messy blonde hair, and a suit that looks like it's about ten sizes too big for him.]

Well. This is certainly a strange turn of events, and I can't help but wonder what this place wants with an old man like me. I know I'm not the most full-figured fellow, but I'd think whoever was involved could have picked a more fitting outfit...

[He raises an arm, showing just how baggy it is with a tired sigh.]

I do intend to read all the information available to me here, but if anyone's willing, I would appreciate keynotes on anything big that's happened since people started waking up here so I know what to pay attention to the most when I dig into the archive.

That aside, it's a pleasure to meet you all, though I wish it were under better circumstances. I'm Toshinori Yagi.

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[newroutine]

Thank you, sir.

[The Butler is deeply grateful for the reassurance. One of the best parts of being kidnapped here has been contact with people he can actually help; people who, thus far, don't even want to report him to Domesticon for functioning outside his designed limits.]

We are called the Butler, should you need to contact us for further information.