Jul. 20th, 2018 at 4:55 PM
[The video opens to a very emaciated man with messy blonde hair, and a suit that looks like it's about ten sizes too big for him.]Well. This is certainly a strange turn of events, and I can't help but wonder what this place wants with an old man like me. I know I'm not the most full-figured fellow, but I'd think whoever was involved could have picked a more fitting outfit...
[He raises an arm, showing just how baggy it is with a tired sigh.]I do intend to read all the information available to me here, but if anyone's willing, I would appreciate keynotes on anything big that's happened since people started waking up here so I know what to pay attention to the most when I dig into the archive.
That aside, it's a pleasure to meet you all, though I wish it were under better circumstances. I'm Toshinori Yagi.