audio; un: alucard

[reposing]

I suppose it's best to be acquainted in this way. The message system is much more advanced than I would have anticipated; quick and efficient. Good.

I am Alucard. I see no point in compromising the truth, so I shall say it now to spare wretched and unpleasant surprises: I was sired by a vampire, my mother a human. So few are there like me, but we are called dhampir.

If you have no knowledge of what this means, I will explain and answer your questions accordingly, should you have them.

In any case, I will do whatever it takes to ensure we all leave this place as soon as possible.

I have no doubt some of us have certain deadlines to keep.

Comments

[crayzies]

Yeah.

[there's a long pause.]

That does sound a lot like this place we're in, even if maybe the range was less.

Look I'm sorry for pissing you off. For real, man. Is there any way I can make it up to you? I figured out where the bar is. And I could tell you about the aliens where I came from.

[reposing]

[A small sigh. Zack ultimately seems a bit foolhardy but without malicious intent.]

I forgive you. You would not know why it would have upset me so.

Very well. Tell me of your aliens.

[crayzies]

Like there's a couple different kinds, and I've only met a few. Some of them have organizations for like, protecting the universe from people who want to destroy it or take over, right? But them and their enemies, they both have this crazy technology that's basically like magic. We got a robot who can talk, AI and everything. Spaceships that can fly to other planets, but also these ground transportation machine things that can look like giant animals. Or people. The cockpit is like in the head with the controls and stuff.

Uh, do all these words make sense? I didn't now what a dhampir was so I dunno if you guys know 'spaceship.'

[reposing]

Is it a ship that travels in space?

[It's asked with immense amusement.]

[crayzies]

Yeah, you got it.

[he's not self-conscious enough to be embarrassed.]

I guess that's where we is right now.

[reposing]

Is this not more of a station than a ship?

[crayzies]

Yeah? I dunno. I guess they call it a station. Kind of assumed it flew around and shit. Like a real big ship.

Where I come from I uh, heard they can even bring people back to life. But only like, once in forever. Gotta have a real special burst of energy. It's almost like magic.

Are you magic?

[reposing]

Most of the time, those who do manage to return to life do not return quite right. A great deal of energy or magic would qualify to stand as a possibility for that.

Partially, I suppose. I am able to perform some magic. Not so much right now.

[crayzies]

I think the guy who did it in our world turned out okay. I don't mean Jesus. His name wasn't Jesus. It was this whole thing. But yeah, it sure as Hell wasn't natural.


Do you need some extra energy to get your magic back? What's up?

[reposing]

I would need more blood. Something that I would not take, but request of another.