un: aphrodite ;; text ;; 001 <- "first post"

[wingstosee]

so i'm not really sure how this works?
it doesn't look like anyone else has posted yet.
but uhhhh no time like the present, right?
so
my... bracelet? watch?
i guess it's kind of a smartwatch.
anyway it said something new just now.

"we made it work. attempt number six was successful. it worked, everyone!"
"wait, there's a problem, we're not where we..."

does this sound familiar to anyone?
there might have been more but i was in the cafeteria
or well. am, i guess

also, first post?
i think you're supposed to say that.

wow i have no idea where to end this.
i hope you're all having a good day?
even with the kidnapping and everything.
okay bye

wait jk jk
jupiter, if you see this
let me know, okay?
this is venus. though i guess that's pretty obvious.
i'm really worried :(
that was probably obvious too

okay bye for real this time?
maybe??
yeah.

Comments

[iustitia]

1T'S NOT YOUR F4ULT
1T'S JUST B4D 4SSOC14T1ONS >:[

H3 1S 4 L1TTL3!
(OK4Y, 4 LOT)
BUT H3'S 4CTU4LLY 4 PR3TTY GOOD GUY
JUST
LOUD
H3 W4S TH3 L34D3R OF MY FR13NDS FOR 4 WH1L3
4ND TH4T W4S B4S1C4LLY L1K3 H3RD1NG 4 BUNCH OF P4RT1CUL4RLY UNCOOP3R4T1V3 PURRB34STS!
SO 1 DON'T BL4M3 H1M
*TOO* MUCH >:P
SOM3T1M3S YOU GOTT4 B3 PR3TTY L1B3R4L W1TH YOUR SHOUT POL3S 1N ORD3R TO G3T P3OPL3 TO DO 4NYTH1NG

[wingstosee]

oh gross.
that's even worse then?
like it's already bad enough, but then that one kid starts using that everywhere.
and it's like... really? you weren't being mean enough already?

haha. i'm ranting. sorry.
i guess it makes sense to be loud with friends like that...
maybe?
i think i'd just wait it out.
if i have to yell to get people to hear me, they probably wouldn't listen to anything i had to say anyway. you know?

[iustitia]

1 KNOW, R1GHT?
1S TH4T JUST 4NOTH3R UN1V3RS4L TH1NG TOO??

YOU C4N'T JUST W41T 4ROUND FOR OTH3RS TO 4CKNOWL3DG3 YOU
TH3R3 4R3 P3OPL3 OUT TH3R3 WHO W1LL JUST T4LK T4LK T4LK, WR4PP3D UP 1N TH31R OWN L1TTL3 WORLDS
YOU TH1NK TH3Y'R3 GO1NG TO P4Y 3NOUGH 4TT3NT1ON 4ND JUST L3T YOU SP34K?
WH3N TH3Y'R3 P3RF3CTLY H4PPY MONOPOL1Z1NG 4LL TH3 T1M3???
G3T LOUD! S31Z3 TH3 D4Y!
SOM3T1M3S YOU JUST GOTT4 M4K3 P3OPL3 L1ST3N TO YOU

[wingstosee]

i think mean people are probably universal?
it's like. math. you know?
it exists in every world, so you can show it to aliens.
but nobody ever mentions whether or not the aliens know math either??
so i guess one way or another you're just kind of screwed.

[iustitia]

OH...
1 M34NT WH3TH3R TH3 CORR3L4T1ON B3TW33N OBNOX1OUS T3XT QU1RKS 4ND DOUCH3B4GG3RY W3R3 UN1V3RS4L
DOUCH3B4GG3RY 1N G3N3R4L 1S, OF COURS3, 4 UN1V3RS4L CONST4NT
4S LONG 4S TH3R3'S L1K3
1DK
COMMUN1C4T1ON?
TH3 POSS1B1L1TY FOR D1FF3R3NC3S 1N OP1N1ON OR W4NTS OR N33DS
YOU'R3 GONN4 G3T P3OPL3 OR B34STS OR 4MO3B4S OR *WH4T3V3R* TH4T 4R3 JUST R34L B1G J3RKS

[wingstosee]

i'm not even sure you need communication?
i'm pretty sure you could just walk up to someone and like. headbutt them
you wouldn't even have to say a word. you'd still kind of be an asshole.
haha.

[iustitia]

COMMUN1C4T1ON 1S MOR3 TH4N JUST WORDS OR L4NGU4G3
1T'S B3H4V1OR, TOO
BODY L4NGU4G3
4CT1ONS!
YOU 3V3R S33 4N1M4LS POSTUR1NG 4T 34CH OTH3R
OR HOLL3R1NG R34LLY LOUD TO W4RN FOR D4NG3R?
H34DBUTT1NG 1S 4BSOLUT3LY 4 FORM OF COMMUN1C4T1ON
SOM3T1M3S YOU JUST GOTT4 H34DBUTT 4 DUMB BOY 1N 4 D3L1C1OUS W1NDY SOCK HOOD 4ND L3T H1M KNOW TH4T YOU M34N BUS1N3SS

[wingstosee]

okay? i mean
if a headbutt is communication then i guess that has to be true??
but also it seems like
"being a jerk" is a form of communication? then??

ugh
thinking about that is making my head hurt.
what were we even talking about?

[iustitia]

UHHHH
F43R13 M1CH43L J4CKSON?

[wingstosee]

huh.
i wanna say we exhausted that topic?

even though that's not true
because there's literally no way to run out of things to say about faerie michael jackson.

[iustitia]

OH!
W3 COULD
1NTRODUC3 OURS3LV3S?
UNL3SS YOU W4NT TO ST4Y ONLY KNOWN BY YOUR H4NDL3, 1N WH1CH C4S3 TH4T'S F1N3
1 UND3RST4ND TH3 N33D FOR D1SCR3T1ON >:]

[wingstosee]

oh!
no, that totally works!
i'm venus. it's really nice to meet you :)

[iustitia]

MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1 PYROP3
1T'S N1C3 TO M33T YOU, TOO! >:D

[wingstosee]

whoa, cool name.
nice to meet you, terezi!
i know i already said that but i kind of wanted to try the name out too.

so.
do we just... leave it there?

[iustitia]

1
GU3SS???

UNL3SS TH3R3'S 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 W3 W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT...?

[wingstosee]

uh.

hm.

i don't want to be rude but also i'm kind of coming up blank? :(

[iustitia]

Y34H, M3 N31TH3R
1 TH1NK TH4T'S 1T, TH3N

[wingstosee]

yeah. i think it is.

so, uh...
talk to you later??

[iustitia]

SUR3
SM3LL YOU L4T3R

[wingstosee]

haha.
you're way too cool for me to handle.
but see you later either way. :)