un: aphrodite ;; text ;; 001 <- "first post"

[wingstosee]

so i'm not really sure how this works?
it doesn't look like anyone else has posted yet.
but uhhhh no time like the present, right?
so
my... bracelet? watch?
i guess it's kind of a smartwatch.
anyway it said something new just now.

"we made it work. attempt number six was successful. it worked, everyone!"
"wait, there's a problem, we're not where we..."

does this sound familiar to anyone?
there might have been more but i was in the cafeteria
or well. am, i guess

also, first post?
i think you're supposed to say that.

wow i have no idea where to end this.
i hope you're all having a good day?
even with the kidnapping and everything.
okay bye

wait jk jk
jupiter, if you see this
let me know, okay?
this is venus. though i guess that's pretty obvious.
i'm really worried :(
that was probably obvious too

okay bye for real this time?
maybe??
yeah.

Comments

[aequoreal]

I have met people from other planets before, but rarely so many who may be from different universes than me entirely.

[wingstosee]

yeah. i've been hearing some about that?
i still don't really get it, i guess.
i know a lot of people don't recognize the stuff i talk about with earth...
but it's kind of crazy to think it's a different universe thing. you know?
like, we can still both go to a pizza hut, you know?
that shouldn't be possible.

[aequoreal]

I am by no means an expert. But it does seem possible that Pizza Hut or something similar has developed in several universes. Some may more alike than others.

[wingstosee]

that's not even weird to you??
it's not pizza house, or pzone hut
it's just.
pizza hut.
i literally talked to someone earlier about michael jackson??
michael jackson exists for trolls. he's called "troll michael jackson."
what gives????

[aequoreal]

It may be pizza house in some universes. I do not think it is stranger than alien life, though I cannot say that I fully understand multiverse theory.

( or at all. )

[wingstosee]

okay, i guess that's true.
but it's definitely been pizza hut for everyone i've asked.

anyway what i'm getting out of this is multiverse stuff is weird??

[aequoreal]

I do not disagree with your conclusion.

[wingstosee]

ugh.
now my head hurts.

also i kind of just want pizza now.
have you ever been to a pizza hut

[aequoreal]

I have not. But I have had pizza.

[wingstosee]

oh, well
pizza hut isn't exactly pizza anyways.
at least, not good pizza.

what kind of toppings do you like?
i hope i'm not prying too much but like
i'm sitting in the cafeteria and don't have anything better to do other than getting drunk again? haha.

[aequoreal]

I enjoy mushrooms on pizza.
And I do not mind talking.

[wingstosee]

oh ew.
not that i'm judging!
honestly, i wish i COULD like mushrooms.
they just... chew all weird?
i have to pick them off.

[aequoreal]

It is their texture that I enjoy most.

[wingstosee]

oh my god.
that's strong?
that's like. powerful.

do you like tomatoes too??

[aequoreal]

I do not think my enjoyment of mushrooms makes me powerful.
And yes, of course. Do you not?

[wingstosee]

it kind of does??
and even if it didn't tomatoes ABSOLUTELY WOULD???
i can't eat them at all! i gag if i even try

do you just eat them raw?
like an apple or

okay eurgh i just sort of made myself sick thinking about that?

[aequoreal]

Surely you find tomatoes and mushrooms more to your liking than the food here?

[wingstosee]

mmm...
no? actually, no.
it's not GOOD but at least i haven't found any tomatoes yet.

actually maybe mushrooms are better.
i have to think about that one. sorry

[aequoreal]

It is of no consequence.
What foods do you prefer?

[wingstosee]

on pizza? i guess... cheese.
like i can handle some other things but cheese is definitely the best topping.
and other than that. i guess pretty normal things?
i don't know. if you name a food i can tell you if i liked it??

[aequoreal]

How do you feel about pineapple? I have heard it is very controversial.

[wingstosee]

haha. i actually kind of like it?
not as much as plain cheese but it's really not bad with some ham.

unless you mean in general and not just on pizzas, in which case i love it?
sometimes my mouth gets all tingly after i eat too much of it and i'm pretty sure that's an allergy thing
but also, it tastes good? so i sort of do it anyway.

[aequoreal]

I was referring to pizza.
I enjoy pineapple by itself, but not on pizza.

[wingstosee]

oh good!
then i got it right. haha.
i don't blame you for not liking it though? it's definitely kind of weird.

oh! have you ever had
i think it's called ambrosia?
it's like pineapple, coconut, mandarin oranges and marshmallows.
and maybe some other stuff?
anyway it's pretty nice actually

[aequoreal]

No, I cannot say that I have tried this.