I. text; un: palpatine

[merging]

What planet are you from?

Feel free to include sector, star system, everything. Just in case.

I thought this might be a good place to start as far as gathering information goes.

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we good

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Never heard of him but I'm sure you're right!

And yes they do.

i'm so sorry. i'm so sorry for her

[wingstosee]

wow. that's so weird.

anyway. nice to meet you!
should i just call you palpatine?
or maybe pal patine. haha.
that sounds friendly. :)

she's very good

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Fine with me :)

But just two things like a heads up?

If you see a really old creepy looking guy around the station and HE says HE'S Palpatine

1 that's not me

2 Do NOT call him pal patine

she sure is, i say as i write this fucking tag

[wingstosee]

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why would he use your name??

proof she's good

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Well

We have the same name!!

He's my uncle

But it's sort of an estranged family thing like we only talk on Life Day maybe and even that's rare you get it!!

"good" doesn't *always* equal idiotic

[wingstosee]

oh my god
your parents named you after your uncle?
oh my god. that's so awkward though???
especially now that you're not on speaking terms.

i don't know what life day is but i'm kind of assuming it's another space holiday.
is it like arbor day?
that's kind of a life day. just for trees though

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No it's our family name!! Like the Palpatine family you get it

And I was kinda joking since Life Day's a Wookiee holiday and I'm not a Wookiee

OR AM I

[wingstosee]

oh. got it.

is a wookiee another space thing?

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Yeah! Wookiees are a species in my galaxy.

[wingstosee]

like banthas. and sheep. got it.

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More like a human, but yeah you've got the general idea.

[wingstosee]

oh thank god
i was going to ask if they were still called humans??
you never know. maybe your galaxy has humans but they pee blue or something.


they don't pee blue right

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I

you know I've never asked anyone else??

I don't pee blue though?

[wingstosee]

oh my god.
okay. you don't have to ask anyone else. i'm pretty sure that's good enough.
actually, i'm pretty sure you didn't even need to tell me that part???
now that's the first real thing i know about you.

"palpatine's a human!
and he DEFINITELY has yellow pee."

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Really glad we got that out of the way since those are very important things to establish in a relationship.

Although I guess it does take away from of this mystery I've worked hard to establish.

[wingstosee]

i don't really want to establish a relationship based on that???
and it's. not that much of a mystery
unless you want to be blue pee guy???

this is getting weird.

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Hey you're the one who asked about pee!!!!!

[wingstosee]

no i'm not!!!
i


oh my god am i??
oh my god.
i hecked up

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It's cool! Just uh maybe don't ask strangers about their pee in the future

Or do

I don't know you do you!

[wingstosee]

I HECKED UP SO BAD???

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It's okay! You're okay! Let's move on

okay?

[wingstosee]

HOW DO YOU MOVE ON FROM THAT

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I don't know!!! I'm trying to!!!!!!

[wingstosee]

HECK

okay you know what
subject change time!!
what other things are new in space?
do you have movies??

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Like holomovies? And holodramas? We have those.