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[uragiru]

I'm not exactly sure where they're coming from, but...
It seems as though there are quite a few animals showing up on the station?
I thought it might be prudent to have a sort of pet registry, so we at least know who to return them to if we find them wandering the station.
We know how dangerous this place can be, after all, and I wouldn't want any of them to get themselves hurt.

On that note, there's a white cat who followed me to my room.
I'd like to get her back to whoever lost her.

[ and there's a picture attached of an extremely fluffy white cat, sitting on top of an open book and staring at the camera. ]

Comments

[ryuji]

You ever see one of those movies where the cars turn into mechs? Who's to say that like... animals can't do that too?

[This is Dumb.

Ryuji, you're dumb.]

VR? Uh...

No, we kinda had those goggle things that you could hook into your Play Storm Sigma but it just kinda made shit look 3D

[uragiru]

Sakamoto...

[ryuji]

Hey dude, sup

[uragiru]

Is this how you want to be known?
The person who talks about cats turning into cars?
It's quite an outrageous concept.

[bu773rfly]

I've heard a lot of outrageous concepts recently.

[ryuji]

Man...

[bu773rfly]

Did I say I don't believe you?

[uragiru]

I don't know that you should.

[bu773rfly]

If that's how it is.

[ryuji]

[Weirdly, that's comforting. But he shouldn't be talking about this sort of stuff to begin with.]

I mean... I'm just jokin' around at this point.

Who would really think that was possible anyway?

Still, it'd make for a cool story

[bu773rfly]

[These texts only sound cool and composed because nobody can see Erika absolutely fuming in her room at being denied deets.]

You should go into writing for magazines.

[ryuji]

[Sorry, Erika. These deets are now under lock and key, by authority of the Goro Akechi Foundation for Stopping Illicit Teenagers from Talking About Increasingly Questionable Things (tm)]

HAHAHA... you think?

Literally NO ONE has ever said that to me before

Wait, really?

What type of mags?

[bu773rfly]

[oh god help I don't know anything whatsoever about this subject.

Also Erika immediately feels kind of bad because she was joking.]

Considering where we are, there aren't many options. Or any options. A couple of people could get together and write a few short stories every now and then to distribute over the comms.

[uragiru]

Please don't encourage him.

[bu773rfly]

I'm not going to discourage him.

[uragiru]

I would settle for a completely neutral stance.

[ryuji]

You don't wanna read my fanfic, dude?

[uragiru]

I really, truly, genuinely do not.

[ryuji]

It was gonna have action adventure elements and a 30 chapter tournament arc

Man I was so excited

[hopefragment]

hey, i'd read the adventures of sakamoto ryuji, cat-bus driver

[uragiru]

Why would a cat-bus need a driver?

[bu773rfly]

Cats can't get driver's licenses.

[hopefragment]

mishima's right. SOMEONE has to drive the bus

[bu773rfly]

Not necessarily for practical reasons, but for legal ones.

[uragiru]

But you don't make a cat have a license for walking around.
A cat-bus is operating under the same means.
It's not actually driving, but moving as a sentient creature.