[V I D E O] [UN: CONNOR]

[rk800connor]

Hello.

[The standard jumpsuit immediately gave him away as a new arrival, his expression was neutral, but pleasant.]

I've been informed that introducing oneself in this manner is advisable to those who have recently found themselves on board.

My name is Connor. I am a CyberLife RK800 model android. [It was important to introduce himself this way. CyberLife androids, though very realistic, weren't ever supposed to be deceptive about their true natures. His carefully measured words and tone and even the way he moved, his expressions, all reinforced his claim. And, if there were any other doubts that he might not be an android, he had a small, circular LED on the side of his temple that flickered blue from time to time as he spoke.]

I've been granted access to all messages transmitted publicly over the inter-station network. There have been some very odd occurrences, not to mention our sudden arrival here, the locked areas of the station, and it's absent crew. I was hoping to discuss the theories that you all have regarding our presence here, especially if you have any evidence to support it.

I also wish to offer my assistance to anyone who is endeavoring to find out more about the station or a way for us to return to where we were brought here from.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Comments

[wingstosee]

i mean he could probably see it anyway?
can't androids like. superhack or something.

but yeah you're both kind of hot.
sorry to break it to you?
but also, i'm kind of not sorry??

[a2brutus]

I'm a better hacker than he is.

We are not! And don't put me in the same class as that idiot anyway!

[wingstosee]

i mean that makes sense?
he did sort of stab himself saving my life.
which like, i'm really grateful for? but also he definitely stabbed himself.
that doesn't seem like a super cool hacker move.

oh don't worry? you're definitely different.
like, he's sort of dorky cute?
even if he doesn't do well with new ideas.
but you're, like. super cool, and also like. really pretty?
you kind of have like... a glamorous punk thing going on.

uh.
you're a class above is what i'm trying to say.

[twoaffirmations]

[He was going to awkwardly thank her for the compliment, but then she called him dorky and a worse hacker than A2. He's taking some serious offense here.]

Actually, A2's a prototype, so technically she's a class below.

[#nailedit]

And controlling my magnetic field has nothing to do with hacking!

[a2brutus]

This class below has kicked your ass time and time again.

[twoaffirmations]

We fought once and you ran away!

[a2brutus]

And the times before that I trashed you.

[twoaffirmations]

There wasn't any time before that!

[At least, not that he remembers. This wouldn't be the first gap in his memory...]

[a2brutus]

Yes there were. Plenty of them.

[twoaffirmations]

[He'll discuss this with her another time.

Not here, and not right now.]

[wingstosee]

hmm. sort of?
but she's also a lot prettier than you.

i don't really think that's your fault though?
girls are just sort of. wow.

[twoaffirmations]

She's missing half her skin.

[wingstosee]

well. yeah.

but it looks kind of like short shorts and a top?
plus it's probably good that the skin's missing.
i don't think she likes wearing clothes? or taking showers.

actually i should probably ask that. do you take showers?
that might push you above her a little.

[twoaffirmations]

I like bathes more, but yeah. I do.

[Now tell him he's better than A2.]

1/2

[wingstosee]

hmmm.

2/2

[wingstosee]

nope. sorry.
a2's still hotter.
but like, in a sort of trashy way?
you seem like a better person to date, i guess.

like, if someone i knew wanted to date you, i mean.
i don't think you're really my type? and also i have two girlfriends already.

[twoaffirmations]

[You know, he'll take the weird compliment sandwiched between two insults.]

Um, I wasn't interested...but thanks, I guess?

[wingstosee]

huh. if you say so?
you were sort of acting... idk.
a little desperate though?
like, why is it a problem if a2's hotter?

[twoaffirmations]

Ummm, because she looks like a corpse? I still can't believe you're serious.

[wingstosee]

no she doesn't??
or. well. not a human corpse.
do android corpses look like that? that's kind of messed up.

[twoaffirmations]

Well, yeah?
They're usually missing most, if not all of their skin.
No one bothers repairing corpses, they're more likely to attack you than be of any use.

[wingstosee]

huh.

that's really messed up?
if you can bring androids back from the dead, but it's just not convenient.
sorry. i'm not trying to judge, but also i am a little?

[twoaffirmations]

You're a little what?
The body is mostly inconsequential. If they've already died, there's a good chance their black box or memory data will be too damaged to fully recover anyway. Besides, as long as they've backed up their data at the Bunker, all they'll lose is a little time.

[theoceanbetween]

[Aqua hates being flirted with herself, but it's actually entertaining to see someone else get flustered by compliments!?

Also, she's sitting in the same room as A2 and A2 made the ugliest noise, it's great. Thank you, Venus.]

She won't say it, but she appreciated the compliment.

[wingstosee]

haha. i kind of doubt that?
she seems like the kind of person to get angry about it, even if she wants to appreciate it.

but also, i'm not going to lie?
she's really pretty. haha.
so thanks, i guess?