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reverienet2018-07-10 02:23 am
fuckingpassw0rd) wrote in reverienet2018-07-10 02:23 am
video: un; LT_ANDERSON
[You know things Hank still hates? Speaking on networks. He'd had enough of his chat days and preferred the company of books more than anything else. Still a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. So you're getting video of a tired looking man stuck in a suit that he already absolutely loaths. This thing reminds him that the last three years have given him the dreaded 'cop gut', in a large part due to his self-destructive diet.]
Hey, this is Hank Anderson. I really hate using this...so I'll make it brief. One, what the hell is going on? Anyone with more knowledge than being tossed in here would be welcome. And does this place have booze? I feel like this might help dull the pain. Thanks.
[Honestly, this is just small talk for what's really important to him and the whole point of this conversation.]
Anyway...if you see an android walking around calling himself Connor, lemme know. About six feet tall, perfectly combed hair, a vest with 'Android' written in the back in bright white letters, glowing symbols on his clothing, an LED circle on his right temple [He points to his own head, that's where it should be], may or may not mutter about deviants, androids, dogs, and coming from CyberLife, you can't miss him.
If you're watching let me know if you're here!
[Stop making him worry, he just got here and his suit itches. OH right and an important PSA.]
Right, if you see him licking something, yeah, it's perfectly normal he uses it to analyze things, but shit, it's still disgusting no matter what stupid space circumstances we're stuck in. And before you ask, no, I don't fucking know why CybeLife decided this was the best way to make him do it.
Hey, this is Hank Anderson. I really hate using this...so I'll make it brief. One, what the hell is going on? Anyone with more knowledge than being tossed in here would be welcome. And does this place have booze? I feel like this might help dull the pain. Thanks.
[Honestly, this is just small talk for what's really important to him and the whole point of this conversation.]
Anyway...if you see an android walking around calling himself Connor, lemme know. About six feet tall, perfectly combed hair, a vest with 'Android' written in the back in bright white letters, glowing symbols on his clothing, an LED circle on his right temple [He points to his own head, that's where it should be], may or may not mutter about deviants, androids, dogs, and coming from CyberLife, you can't miss him.
If you're watching let me know if you're here!
[Stop making him worry, he just got here and his suit itches. OH right and an important PSA.]
Right, if you see him licking something, yeah, it's perfectly normal he uses it to analyze things, but shit, it's still disgusting no matter what stupid space circumstances we're stuck in. And before you ask, no, I don't fucking know why CybeLife decided this was the best way to make him do it.
text; un: aphrodite
haha. oh my god?
your name is literally dracula backwards.
holy shit.
[ venus, nearly a month and a half late, finally arrives at the party. ]
text; un piercedearring
[This is like noticing the arrow in the Fedex logo even if that doesn't exist in Japan.]
It makes so much sense!
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most of the time they look pretty silly.
like, uh. sunev?
wow. that looks worse than i thought.
anyway all i mean is
alucard really doesn't look bad for a name.
it just sounds kind of aristocratic?
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And yeah...I just thought it fit his country. I don't know the language.
un; tatsuya, text
[HIM TOO.....]
un; tatsuya, text
once it's there you can't unsee it!
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I have no defense.
[BUT NOW HE'S VERY CURIOUS WHAT YOUR NAME ACTUALLY IS....]
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