video: un; LT_ANDERSON

[fuckingpassw0rd]

[You know things Hank still hates? Speaking on networks. He'd had enough of his chat days and preferred the company of books more than anything else. Still a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. So you're getting video of a tired looking man stuck in a suit that he already absolutely loaths. This thing reminds him that the last three years have given him the dreaded 'cop gut', in a large part due to his self-destructive diet.]

Hey, this is Hank Anderson. I really hate using this...so I'll make it brief. One, what the hell is going on? Anyone with more knowledge than being tossed in here would be welcome. And does this place have booze? I feel like this might help dull the pain. Thanks.

[Honestly, this is just small talk for what's really important to him and the whole point of this conversation.]

Anyway...if you see an android walking around calling himself Connor, lemme know. About six feet tall, perfectly combed hair, a vest with 'Android' written in the back in bright white letters, glowing symbols on his clothing, an LED circle on his right temple [He points to his own head, that's where it should be], may or may not mutter about deviants, androids, dogs, and coming from CyberLife, you can't miss him.

If you're watching let me know if you're here!

[Stop making him worry, he just got here and his suit itches. OH right and an important PSA.]

Right, if you see him licking something, yeah, it's perfectly normal he uses it to analyze things, but shit, it's still disgusting no matter what stupid space circumstances we're stuck in. And before you ask, no, I don't fucking know why CybeLife decided this was the best way to make him do it.

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[ Video ][ un: vroomvroom ]

[motorcycle_noises]

Licking things?

[ Yes, this is what Tatsuya is stuck on. ]

video; un: connor

[rk800connor]

[To say that a lot of things had happened in the last couple of weeks or so was an understatement, but even after meeting aliens and vampires and dealing with people going insane after listening to the same two hours of music looped on repeat for the past seven days, he was still taken by complete surprise when he saw Hank's video.

He was quick to respond and, although he was in an identical jumpsuit, it annoyingly seemed to suit Connor somehow, though it definitely wasn't as snappy as his usual uniform.]

Lieutenant? [He was a strange mix of happy and confused to see him.] I'm assuming by your questions that you've just arrived? ['Arrived' wasn't necessarily the right word, but it was the best he had right now.]

text; un: alucard

[reposing]

Though I've no doubt you will come to despise this place as the rest of us, it will hopefully do Connor good by having someone familiar.

There is a bar on this station.

I am known as Alucard. Currently, I assist with the clinic should you need medical aid.

video; un:millerlite

[pampa]

That's a real fancy toaster you've got there. [ which is to say, ] He's walking around here somewhere.

[ onto the more important stuff- ] We drank all the real booze, but I can show you how to rig up the replicators for something that'll put hair on your chest.

video; un: gallowsCalibrator

[iustitia]

Wow? Super rude?? Licking things is totally valid. I do it all the time!

text; un: aphrodite

[wingstosee]

haha. that wasn't very brief.

[ venus the guy just got here, don't be a little shit ]

don't worry, the replicators can make alcohol.
also i'm pretty sure your friend's here?
actually he already responded. so i guess you're good there. :)
anyway welcome to the station?

un; tatsuya, text

[foolishjourney]

I think everyone's already got you covered by this point, so welcome to the station.

What's a deviant?

text; UN: Arid

[thefaulty]

[...Arid does not like this at all.]

Are you one of the law enforcement officers who works alongside the RK800?