Hank "Walking Distaster" Anderson (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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reverienet2018-07-10 02:23 am
fuckingpassw0rd) wrote in reverienet2018-07-10 02:23 am
video: un; LT_ANDERSON
[You know things Hank still hates? Speaking on networks. He'd had enough of his chat days and preferred the company of books more than anything else. Still a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. So you're getting video of a tired looking man stuck in a suit that he already absolutely loaths. This thing reminds him that the last three years have given him the dreaded 'cop gut', in a large part due to his self-destructive diet.]
Hey, this is Hank Anderson. I really hate using this...so I'll make it brief. One, what the hell is going on? Anyone with more knowledge than being tossed in here would be welcome. And does this place have booze? I feel like this might help dull the pain. Thanks.
[Honestly, this is just small talk for what's really important to him and the whole point of this conversation.]
Anyway...if you see an android walking around calling himself Connor, lemme know. About six feet tall, perfectly combed hair, a vest with 'Android' written in the back in bright white letters, glowing symbols on his clothing, an LED circle on his right temple [He points to his own head, that's where it should be], may or may not mutter about deviants, androids, dogs, and coming from CyberLife, you can't miss him.
If you're watching let me know if you're here!
[Stop making him worry, he just got here and his suit itches. OH right and an important PSA.]
Right, if you see him licking something, yeah, it's perfectly normal he uses it to analyze things, but shit, it's still disgusting no matter what stupid space circumstances we're stuck in. And before you ask, no, I don't fucking know why CybeLife decided this was the best way to make him do it.
Hey, this is Hank Anderson. I really hate using this...so I'll make it brief. One, what the hell is going on? Anyone with more knowledge than being tossed in here would be welcome. And does this place have booze? I feel like this might help dull the pain. Thanks.
[Honestly, this is just small talk for what's really important to him and the whole point of this conversation.]
Anyway...if you see an android walking around calling himself Connor, lemme know. About six feet tall, perfectly combed hair, a vest with 'Android' written in the back in bright white letters, glowing symbols on his clothing, an LED circle on his right temple [He points to his own head, that's where it should be], may or may not mutter about deviants, androids, dogs, and coming from CyberLife, you can't miss him.
If you're watching let me know if you're here!
[Stop making him worry, he just got here and his suit itches. OH right and an important PSA.]
Right, if you see him licking something, yeah, it's perfectly normal he uses it to analyze things, but shit, it's still disgusting no matter what stupid space circumstances we're stuck in. And before you ask, no, I don't fucking know why CybeLife decided this was the best way to make him do it.
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What are you getting at, exactly?
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Well there's no law system from what I've seen so far, so no. I'm not going to force what we're doing here. Besides, I don't know you either.
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[And that will be it. Arid trusts this human even less than she trusts his android, but she will not sow conflict where it is not needed. She will merely be ready to react if his actions do not match his words.]
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[Granted, even a fool could see it.]
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[That’s deviant AI, thank you very much.]
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[Is it a deviant hunter maybe?]
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[Well shit, that would make sense, right? If an android could go deviant thanks to part of its programming going haywire, what about a being that's a program itself?
But to be fair, despite the fact it made Hank know what he was talking about, the only reason he might have guessed correctly was due to a few classical movies.]
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[She was only making polite conversation, thank you very much.]
Sorry for the late tag!
Didn't say either of those was a bad thing either.
np!
Your personal beliefs are irrelevant. Your actions are my immediate concern.
Abide by your earlier assurances and we will have no cause for conflict.
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We probably all want to get out of here one way or another. I'm not here to make your life harder.