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[chozobloodrites]

This roster. It seems other people have gotten it too. It's obviously evidence for what was happening here, but also a good suggestion.

They had a Chief of Security. Where I'm from, my job was to keep things secure and safe. So unless someone has reasonable objections to it, I'm going to continue that work here. Call me Chief of Security or not. I don't care.

I'm going to mark areas known to be dangerous, like the sinking doors. If there are any other locations you notice and are worried about let me know. And if anyone personally does anything harmful to another person then I will step in and stop it.

Comments

[chozobloodrites]

... And the objection is?

[mitsubishis]

I didn't fucking vote for you, Hitler.

[chozobloodrites]

There was no vote. A niche was available so I am filling it.

[mitsubishis]

Do you have brain damage or something? Just wondering.

[chozobloodrites]

No. If that's your objection then you have your answer. Anything else?

[mitsubishis]

My objection is I don't want some crazy bitch I don't know "protecting" me from anything. I'll take my chances, you know? You can go be the Chief of Security of your shitty little bunk, feel me? Am I making this simple enough for you, sweetheart?

[chozobloodrites]

Yes. But you not wanting me to protect this station and these people isn't what I would consider reasonable.

[mitsubishis]

Are you kidding? Like, seriously, are you? Lady, I don't even know if you're a serial killer or not. Nobody here fucking knows you, and now, like, somebody looks at you funny and the next thing you're chopping off their head or whatever. You don't get to just show up and make up the law.

[Obviously addressing any onlookers now:]

Is anybody out there with me on this? This is fucking crazy, right?

[chozobloodrites]

I'm not making any laws, I'm stating my intent to keep things safe. In simpler terms, keep everyone alive.

If you don't want me to, then I will try my best not to accidentally stop you from killing yourself.

[mitsubishis]

You know, people get funny ideas about how to keep things safe. Subjective shit. Which brings me back to that earlier point about how you can go guard your shitty little room and let the rest of us worry about ourselves, thanks.

[chozobloodrites]

All right.

It won't stop me, though.

[mitsubishis]

Gotta say, this ain't making me feel safe or secure. Actually kinda making me feel like you're just taking over the station and fuck what anybody else got to say about it.

[chozobloodrites]

Then feel that way if you want. Once a situation arises we'll see if how you feel changes. Until then I don't really care.

[mitsubishis]

So when you said "unless someone has reasonable objections" what you really meant was "I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want".

That's cool.

I guess I'll be the Chief of Security now.

[chozobloodrites]

All right. If you want to help ensure the safety of the station then it can be a shared title.

[mitsubishis]

I don't share, sweetheart.

[chozobloodrites]

Well that's a selfish way to live.

[mitsubishis]

[Cheerfully:]

Says the bitch who straight-up decided she can tell the rest of us what to do!

[chozobloodrites]

I'm not telling anyone to do anything other than to not hurt each other. That's a general rule of living.

[mitsubishis]

Not mine.