audio; un: nines

[twoaffirmations]

[9S' voice comes in smooth and practiced, at least for the start of his introduction.]

Greetings, this is YoRHa Unit 9S. Most of the people here I've met are humans, but I'm an android. The humans of my world have lived on the Moon since 5012 AD, when the aliens invaded, and we androids were created to reclaim the Earth from them.

[There's an awkward pause.]

...It's been a long time since then, though. Coming here was the first time I was able to even meet a real human! It's truly an honor to meet all of you.

[With that stuffy introduction out of the way, 9S' gains a little more character. Really, he sounds like a totally different person.]

Soooo... I saw the station roster. Isn't a lot of this stuff redundant? Uh, seriously, I don't know what half of these mean? Is there a difference between a medic, a doctor, and a surgeon?

Er, anyway. I'm good with computers, so I guess that means I should work in Computing & IT.

...Or as a Computer Engineer?

Well, I'm here to provide support wherever you humans need me. Glory to Mankind!

Comments

hey guess who forgot to hit track on this thread

[a2brutus]

[Unfortunately, A2 is familiar with 9S' bullshit. As soon as the screen flickers, she's onto him.]

I've got no clue what you're talking about. I'll protect the humans and that's it.

All good!

[ryuji]

[Unfortunately, Ryuji is absolutely none the wiser, so he'll keep on self incriminating.

Hell... even if he did know.]

You know, you seem kinda like a hard ass but

I bet you're actually protective of everyone

In your own way

[a2brutus]

Say that to my face and I'll show you what kind of hard ass I am.

[ryuji]

[COUGH...]

You're gonna show my face what a hard ass you have huh

[K I L L H I M]

[a2brutus]

[??? she doesn't Get It.]

That is not what I said.

[ryuji]

[Thank god.]

Sorry, guess it kinda got all crossed up in the wires

[a2brutus]

Sure it did.